Definitions by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666
Cherry Valley, Ny
The name of this village is misleading. There are no actual cherries in Cherry Valley. If there are, it is usually the inedible kinds or laced with cheap drugs. Oh and it does not actually exist. You are probably high from the cherries right now if your reading this.
Cherry Valley, Ny by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 25, 2021
Salt Springville, Ny
A long forgotten pile of shit located between Shit Pile 1: Canajoharie, Ny, and Shit Pile 2: Fort Plain, Ny. It smells like shit 24/7, there is nothing but rundown farms and crabby people with shit in their pants, and the sun rarely ever rises over there. If you are a person who cannot function right, Salt Springville is the place for you! Heck, if you are unable to make it to the bathroom in time, you can just use the ditches at the side of the roads or your neighbors field! Just be sure to offer your neighbors weed and meth.
Salt Springville, Ny by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 25, 2021
Sharon Springs, New York
A small village in upstate New York that is filled with a distinct smell of sulfur and dead bodies from daily sacrifices villagers take part in everyday at noon. This village is filled with corrupt police, angry inbred villagers that love causing riots, and roads that lead to nowhere.
Sharon Springs, New York by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 22, 2021
Pooperstown
Another name for the Cooperstown, located in Upstate New York. It gets its nickname due to the fact that everyone and everything there is full of shit. And all this shit flows into the nearby lake.
Pooperstown by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 22, 2021
Pickle
Pickle by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 15, 2021
Mohawk River
A river that flows though all the incest, disease ridden towns in Upstate New York. All the fecal matter and trash you can think of always ends up in there. The fish are heavily mutated and the any boat that enters will never be seen again, probably because the people that drive the boats are so far gone on meth that they don’t even know how to drive a boat! Let alone a car.
Mohawk River by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 15, 2021