Honey, I am driving through Fultonville, Ny. Fonda, Ny is too rampant with incest diseases for me to go near.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
No they don’t make the gloves here, unfortunately. This is the asshole of the world, maybe even the asshole of the universe! The people that live here aren’t even human! They are all just fat mindless drones, programmed to popping pills and popping out deformed children so they suffer the same fate as their parental unit. Garbage EVERYWHERE!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 June 01, 2023
A long forgotten pile of shit located between Shit Pile 1: Canajoharie, Ny, and Shit Pile 2: Fort Plain, Ny. It smells like shit 24/7, there is nothing but rundown farms and crabby people with shit in their pants, and the sun rarely ever rises over there. If you are a person who cannot function right, Salt Springville is the place for you! Heck, if you are unable to make it to the bathroom in time, you can just use the ditches at the side of the roads or your neighbors field! Just be sure to offer your neighbors weed and meth.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 26, 2021
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 13, 2021
A little town located south from disease central, canajoharie. The town holds many annual events such as Beating Up Old People Day, maggot infested pancake eating contests, and the daily worshipping of the Gods of Roadkill. Yes, the town is probably a cult. There are may or may not be sacrifices involved…
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
An actual prison. Teenage pregnancy among siblings and cousins is very common, drop out rates are astounding, and there is annoying-ass preppy kids present, thinking they’re better than everyone and everything. Oh, and they are sexist towards men.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021
The wrong way to spell Sage. Was probably dropped on her head as a kid, resulting in intense mental retardation. Oh and they have no sense of humor.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021