Canajoharie High School

An actual prison. Teenage pregnancy among siblings and cousins is very common, drop out rates are astounding, and there is annoying-ass preppy kids present, thinking they’re better than everyone and everything. Oh, and they are sexist towards men.

Canajoharie High School seems like a great place to send our kids!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021

Penis

A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.

I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Sayge

The wrong way to spell Sage. Was probably dropped on her head as a kid, resulting in intense mental retardation. Oh and they have no sense of humor.

Who the hell names their child Sayge?!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Pooperstown

Another name for the Cooperstown, located in Upstate New York. It gets its nickname due to the fact that everyone and everything there is full of shit. And all this shit flows into the nearby lake.

I can’t believe I just spent a day in Pooperstown. What a shithole!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 22, 2021

Fonda, Ny

A place where incest is common. Everyone you know either has a neph-son, a sister-aunt, or brother/sister-cousins. Oh and beware of the red necks.

Oh man, I am never going to Fonda, Ny. Canajoharie is safer than this.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021

Stone Arabia, Ny

The only seemingly normal town located near canajoharie. There isn’t much to do other than helping the Amish clean up cow poop and barbecue maggot infested roadkill.

Stone Arabia, Ny is paradise compared to canajoharie.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Fultonville, Ny

Fonda’s long lost family member. It’s practically just a road with a few musty-ass houses.

Honey, I am driving through Fultonville, Ny. Fonda, Ny is too rampant with incest diseases for me to go near.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021