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Definitions by Yours Truly

1)A place that a group or gang thinks they own, usually there neighborhood

2)To look around for a woman to fuck
1)*Gang 1 goes into Gang 2's neighborhood*
Gang 2: Get the hell out of here, this is our turf.

2)Ben's so desperate, he needs to go turing in Times Square to find a chick to bang
Turf by Yours Truly June 22, 2004
1)A pimp, or a man who "owns" a prostitute

2)Really cool
1)Jack's so pimpin', he's got like 20 hoes. They all ova him, fo sho.

2)Aimee: Did you see James's new car?
Matt: That pink Mustang? Hell yeah I did. That ride is pimpin'.
Pimpin' by Yours Truly June 22, 2004
1)A female's genital organ (vagina)

2)A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity
1)I fucked Kara last night. She's got a tight poon.

2)Alex: We probably shouldn't go rock climbing. It could be dangerous
Nick: Dude, it's fine. Don't be such a poon!
poon by Yours Truly June 22, 2004
1)A term meaning bad or not good

2)To put ones mouth over another object and pull air back. Often done in sexual ways.
1)Abby: I can't go to homecoming!
Rebecca: Wow. That sucks.

2)Camille sucks Mark's cock every night.
suck by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

jelly jugs 

Damn, Michele's got some fiiiiine jelly jugs up thurr!
jelly jugs by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

jelly bracelet

Thin, stretchy bracelets worn by middle-and-high-school students in many different colors and patterns. They are often mistaken as "sex bracelets", where the circumstance is that supposedly if a guy pulls one off a girl and breaks it, he has to perform a sexual act with her (the color determines what they do. This ranges from a simple hug to oral sex). Though, most students wear them for fashion reasons. The hidden, sexual purpose of these bracelets was probably invented by some drunk college kids..."Hey, lets fuck each other. But we need a reason. Besides the fact that we're stoned. Hey, let's pretend that we need to have our bracelets snapped to be fucked!!! Yeahhh!"
Katie got some awesome new jelly bracelets at Hot Topic. They're black and red and purple. But Emily got some really nice pink sparkley ones at Claires.

Joe: Hey, Kate! Brandon snapped your bracelet! And it was red and black! You have to do 69! Hahahaha! Brandon and Kate! Brandon and Kate!
Me: Burn in hell, you worthless piece of shit.
jelly bracelet by Yours Truly June 22, 2004