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Definitions by Your Mom in a bikini

son of a bitch 

son of a bitch

1. An insult usually used when aggravated.

2. A name for a male dog or puppy

3. The funniest thing your mom can call you
1. ''Jason you son of a bitch!''

2. So yesterday I got this son of bitch poodle.

3.Kyle's mom: You son of a bitch!

Kyle: Hahah your'e a bitch

hump day 

Wednesday. It is called hump day beccause it is often referred as the ''hump'' of the week because it's two more days til Friday
Today is hump day. Let's hump

porkchop 

porkchop

Thanks to the many many racist people on Urban dictionary it is a derogitory term for someone of Portugese decent (like me)Often so as ''porch monkey'' What have you got aganist us? Is it because we tan easier than you do? We are not all stupid you know. Way to go sterotyping. Way to fucking go.
Stop calling me a porkchop you half-faced illirate fuck!

kidz bop 

kidz bop

A bunch of bratty kids who cannot sing for crap on one CD. I'm in shock that they made a 10th one. Whoever invented this should lose thier job. If you want good music, listen to the original version. Where do they find these kids, at Chuck E. Cheese?
''Dude let's go get the new kidz bop CD''

''No thanks, I'd rather wipe my ass with that money.''
taco bell

Shit in a container
''What the hell is this garbage?''

''Taco Bell''

''Excuse me. I have to go use my bathroom now''

wispanic 

wispanic

1. Someone who is of White and Hispanic decent

2.Someone of white background who yearns to be Hispanic and thinks that they are but they have no Latin blood in them whatsoever
1.Julie is wispanic because her dad is from France and her mother is from Spain

2.Ashley wanted to be Cuban like Janelle and Corina but realized she was a pathetic Polish girl who has no Latin decent whatsoever. She hung her head in dirty white shame.
cancer

1. A deadly disease that is caused by anything and can kill anyone. It comes in diffrent types of forms like lukemia(blood)ovarian,breast,lung,and just about anywhere else

2. A zodiac sign repersented by the crab and runs from June 21-July 22
1.Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2.Some dude at party: Your a Cancer!

Some girl at party: Yep

Some dude at party: I'm a Sagittarius, let's fuck.
cancer by Your Mom in a bikini July 10, 2006