ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.

After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.

by your mom February 14, 2007

Home Movies

The greatest show ever.

You need to watch Home Movies so it doesn't get canceled.

by Your mom January 27, 2004

bush

president bush; pussy

by your mom June 04, 2003

Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

by Your mom January 14, 2004

tavi

One who expresses all qualities of dorkiness, combined with a severely limited social IQ.

OMG, you are SUCH a tavi! Get the hell away from me!

by Your Mom February 05, 2003

brown chocolate milkshake

when u go to mcdonalds to get a choclate milk shake and ure sworn enemy is making the food.....You could be a person thats fallen victim finding out that the lumps of brown stuff in ure shake isnt chocolate

man im gonna love to see the look on that fuckers face when he relizez the brown stuff in his shake isnt chocolate

by your mom February 16, 2005

Fruitbooter

A word you randomly insert into conversations or lack of.:p

person1: Whats up.
person2: Not much. Whats up with you.
person1: Just hanging out.
person2: Cool.
person1: Fruitbooter

by Your mom December 06, 2003