Your Mom's definitions

sleezing

sneezing all over your penis and then proceeding to have sex and give a girl a vagina cold rather than a head cold, unless she is in fact giving you head.

beer beer beer beer beer

by Your Mom April 22, 2005

sudeku

A really hot asian Beeeeyoootch.

Damn guys, check out that sudeku!

by your mom October 9, 2003

buttduck

the sound produced by air rushing past an anus resembling the sound of a duck.

everytime I eat beans, I swear there is a buttduck in my jeans.

by your mom September 3, 2003

Shorz

a small, short, hipphoppin bust a cappin whitie foo gangsta.

Dayum dat boy is a shorz fo sho.

Boy I coulda sworn you was a shorz just by lookin at yo MOMMA.

by Your mom January 12, 2005

slurp

a kid who has braces and slurps all day.

slurp/matt- sluuuuuuuuuuuuurp
otherguy- stop slurpin'

by your mom May 13, 2005

tavi

One who expresses all qualities of dorkiness, combined with a severely limited social IQ.

OMG, you are SUCH a tavi! Get the hell away from me!

by Your Mom February 5, 2003

bush

president bush; pussy

by your mom June 4, 2003