Your Mom's definitions

food

Food: as in what models dont eat

Hey want some food?
Oh. It has too many calories for me.

by Your Mom June 18, 2006

Cheapo Deluxe

A cool clothing company endorsed by Steck. So buy some at www.cheapodeluxe.tk

"Man Cheapo Deluxe rocks the House"
"Cheapo Deluxe: Live cheaply or die tryin'"

by Your Mom May 30, 2003

popup

The ultimate evil

When I went to the website lo and behold I got a popup ad.

by Your mom December 6, 2003

Basking Ridge

A small, upper class town in Somerset County, New Jersey. About a 45 minute drive outside New York City, although most people opt for the hour long train ride (with Poland Spring bottles full of vodka, of course) to see Dave Matthews. You can tell when you enter Basking Ridge because the only cars you will pass are Mercedes, BMW's, Lexuses, Jags, Jettas and Jeeps... oh yeah, and your occasional Bernards High coke-head in a station wagon, skateboard included. The cops in Basking Ridge don't know what to do with themselves, so traditionally they will find out where a house party is, and wait for everyone to leave instead of break it up because - naturally - everyone drives home drunk, and its alot more fun to hand out DUI's. What's the harm in driving drunk when you can get from anywhere to anywhere in Basking Ridge in under 5 minutes? Real Basking Ridge residents know that the Hills is definately not part of town, but the best parties are usually there... with the exception of "the barn" where beruit, not (dear GOD) beer pong, is played almost every night. Also, if you leave your garage door open, expect to get all your beer stolen out of the standard outside fridge. The Short Hills and Bridgewater Malls are both extremely close, and everyone knows the reason why Bridgewater Mall isn't so trashy anymore is because Basking Ridge kids ran all the Immaculata and Bridgewater kids out. Everyone in Basking Ridge has played soccer at some point, and the high school team will kick everyone's ass. Everyone is high in Basking Ridge... if they didn't smoke in high school, they realized what they were missing and came home in love with weed. This creates an interesting diversity of potheads - the skaters and the preppy kids, the two main social groups. The big mystery of Basking Ridge: why on God's green earth they built a synagouge in the far end of town... there isn't anything but Christians in Basking Ridge. Basking Ridge is a bubble, and proud of it. If you're looking for diversity, go to the Bernardsville apartments. Apparently that's where all the Mexican help lives.
Overall, its a white, Christian, preppy, wealthy little New Jersey bubble, but a great place to live. Everyone appreciates what they have... definately not as snobby as Far Hills or Chatham/Mendham, so all you people that are hating... must be from Bernardsville. Didn't we buy coke off you once in the back of that shitty movie theater you work at?

Basking Ridge is a historic town in New Jersey, which could make it seem boring, but we party harder than you do...

by Your Mom April 24, 2005

yeye

a saying of unknown origin spoken only by retarded wiggers who havnt the mental compasity to form the word "yes"

guy: the club was fun
girl: yeye
guy: you're fucking retarded

by your mom April 15, 2005

lacrosse

a way dope sport (only consitered gay by fags who play baseball)

cool guy: hey, want to go play lacrosse?
fag: no i would rather sit around on my ass eating sunflower seeds and stair at other guys butts (in other words- play baseball)

by your mom March 21, 2005

the da vinci code

An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.

You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.

You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).

Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!

by Your MOM May 25, 2006