Your MOM's definitions

schmack

Schmack is equal to shit. Such as talking schmack about someone.

"You sure do talk a lot of schmack for being such a dumb ass"

by your mom March 10, 2003

banana cream pie

When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.

i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!

by Your Mom April 10, 2005

bamboozling

Confusing pulling a Belgum

Belgum is bamboozling me

by Your Mom May 22, 2003

great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, having a friend quietly enter the room from behind. Then quickly switching places with the friend so as to lead the partner to believe it is still your dick in her ass. Then, proceeding to walk past her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was in her ass once i pulled a great escape on her.

by Your Mom May 3, 2005

Hard Disk

What I put in you.

Oh wait you said hard disk.

by your mom January 14, 2004

alang

what you say when you're really washed to express that you are incapable of thinking about anything but bed

david: oh man, we smoked so much last night. george is so washed, he's just been lying in bed saying "alang" all day
george: aaalllaaaaaannnnngggg

by your mom January 31, 2005

Shamu

slang term for what's up, that's awesome, sweet,... whatever you want it to be!

Mark: Hey Beaker!
Becky: SHAMU!

Kyle: Check out my new truck, isn't it huge?
Becky: SHAMU!!

by your mom April 7, 2003