Your MOM's definitions

van-damage

massive destruction

Those people next door are partying too loud. let's go break in and cause some van-damage!

by your mom September 7, 2003

facrot

1. a unit of measure for the immeasurably stupid.
2. a moron

As a unit of measure:
The amount of green paint accidentally spilled on the driveway is not measured in pints, but in facrots.

The collective IQ held by a clan of toothless, stick-weilding rednecks: 1 facrot.

by your mom August 15, 2003

Toonami

A block of average American action cartoons and butchered anime on cartoon Network. Hosted by a robot named Tom who thinks he is really cool.

Toonami is dead.

by Your mom January 13, 2004

mmm rah

1. (n.)a way of expressing frusteration
2. (v.) To release anger verbally
3. (n.)a vocalization expressed when one is unable to find a word to use.

1. "he's just so.. mmm rah!"

2. <or used by itsself as in> "MMM RAH!"

by Your Mom December 11, 2004

no stranger to the biscuit tin

a fat wap

cant stop eating

lots of chins

your moms so fat when she wheres a yellow rain coat people run behind her shouting TAXI!

by your mom April 8, 2004

Giant flying dildo

Noun
1. Mike Zabinski
2. One of any number of idiotic tyrants, but mostly Mike Zabinski.

Giant flying dildos thrive off the misery of others, and charge people for the privilege of working for them.

by Your Mom January 2, 2005

Bag Toucher

Adj,noun; 1)A person who likes to touch mens bags(scrotums).

I walked into the wrong bar the other day on Chicago's north side and it was full of bag touchers.

by Your mom February 19, 2004