Definitions by Yet Another Josh Cohen

mrha 

"Message received, humor acknowledged." On the internet, everyone types lol when they really aren't laughing out loud. This is a way to say "I am making you aware that I have received your link/message/quotation and discovered that it was indeed humorous. I did not, however, laugh out loud."

You: "Hey, check out this picture on the FailBlog!"

Me: *click click click* "mrha"

mrha by Yet Another Josh Cohen January 18, 2009

farts per million 

A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.

A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.

"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"

"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."

farts per million by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008

reboot your face 

to shave off a beard that one has had for a very long time, surprising family, friends, and co-workers

Vicki: "Did you reboot your face or something?"

You: "I shaved off the beard two days ago. You just noticed?"

reboot your face by Yet Another Josh Cohen January 23, 2008

cheezburger 

(verb form) to turn a photo into a lolcat-style image

Oh, that looks just like Monorail Cat! Quick, cheezburger it so you can jump on the bandwagon!

cheezburger by Yet Another Josh Cohen January 16, 2008

ass-to-pants ratio 

The percentage number that indicates how nice someone's ass looks inside their pants, shorts, bathing suit, skirt, dress, or underwear. The closer to 100%, the better that ass looks. May be abbreviated as ATP.

"Denise always buys the pants that make her butt look perfect. Every day, she's got a 100% ass-to-pants ratio."

ass-to-pants ratio by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 9, 2007

poop friend 

A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.

"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'

poop friend by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 30, 2007

bopsa 

Bunch Of People Standing Around -- usually a good descriptor for still shots of political rallies, protest marches, and concert audiences.

Someone sent me a bunch of pics for the website, but most were BOPSA and I couldn't use them.

bopsa by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 5, 2007