Yet Another Josh Cohen's definitions
A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.
A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"
"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008
Get the farts per millionmug. Bunch Of People Standing Around -- usually a good descriptor for still shots of political rallies, protest marches, and concert audiences.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 5, 2007
Get the bopsamug. Something that happened in the past. No one talks about it, no one knows exactly what it was. But everyone agrees that it was something embarassing or bad.
From "Calvin and Hobbes".
From "Calvin and Hobbes".
(At a 20-year High School Reunion)
Wife: Why is everyone looking at you funny?
Husband: They must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
Wife: You never told me about that. What was it?
Husband: ... ... it was... the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
Wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)
Wife: Why is everyone looking at you funny?
Husband: They must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
Wife: You never told me about that. What was it?
Husband: ... ... it was... the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
Wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)
by Yet Another Josh Cohen September 22, 2006
Get the noodle incidentmug. A photo of a cat doing a seemingly-innocuous thing, with large text superimposed. Sort of an offshoot of the orly owl. Also called cat macros
"I made you a cookie but I eated it", "ceiling cat is watching you masturbate", and "I see what you did there" are good examples of lolcats.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen February 11, 2007
Get the lolcatmug. by Yet Another Josh Cohen January 16, 2008
Get the cheezburgermug. When someone in your office watches a video on YouTube that is silly or strange and you try to respond and top them, you have started a YouTube fight.
"I'll see your Banana Splits and raise you a Jem and the Holograms."
"Dude, I'm busy. No time for a YouTube fight."
"Poop."
"Dude, I'm busy. No time for a YouTube fight."
"Poop."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen February 25, 2009
Get the youtube fightmug. an admittedly-talented band that is overplayed on every alterna-rock station; tends to overdo the political stuff, which detracts from their music
by Yet Another Josh Cohen September 15, 2006
Get the Radioheadmug.