Yet Another Josh Cohen's definitions
Bunch Of People Standing Around -- usually a good descriptor for still shots of political rallies, protest marches, and concert audiences.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 5, 2007
Get the bopsamug. A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.
"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'
by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 30, 2007
Get the poop friendmug. A photo of a cat doing a seemingly-innocuous thing, with large text superimposed. Sort of an offshoot of the orly owl. Also called cat macros
"I made you a cookie but I eated it", "ceiling cat is watching you masturbate", and "I see what you did there" are good examples of lolcats.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen February 11, 2007
Get the lolcatmug. Something that happened in the past. No one talks about it, no one knows exactly what it was. But everyone agrees that it was something embarassing or bad.
From "Calvin and Hobbes".
From "Calvin and Hobbes".
(At a 20-year High School Reunion)
Wife: Why is everyone looking at you funny?
Husband: They must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
Wife: You never told me about that. What was it?
Husband: ... ... it was... the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
Wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)
Wife: Why is everyone looking at you funny?
Husband: They must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
Wife: You never told me about that. What was it?
Husband: ... ... it was... the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
Wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)
by Yet Another Josh Cohen September 22, 2006
Get the noodle incidentmug. The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship.
If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 4, 2009
Get the standard cyclemug. an admittedly-talented band that is overplayed on every alterna-rock station; tends to overdo the political stuff, which detracts from their music
by Yet Another Josh Cohen September 15, 2006
Get the Radioheadmug. When someone in your office watches a video on YouTube that is silly or strange and you try to respond and top them, you have started a YouTube fight.
"I'll see your Banana Splits and raise you a Jem and the Holograms."
"Dude, I'm busy. No time for a YouTube fight."
"Poop."
"Dude, I'm busy. No time for a YouTube fight."
"Poop."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen February 25, 2009
Get the youtube fightmug.