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Failblog 

A website that started off with generally funny text commentary on various pictures around the internet, usually depicting very embarrassing or obvious errors. Unfortunately the website has devolved to slapping "FAIL" or "WIN" on any and all images it swallows up. Many entries are pictures and videos that are in and of themselves funny but Failblog has decided to point out why the picture or video is so obviously funny and thus reduced most of the hilarity because of their idiotic labeling.
Guy 1: Hey check this out. The weather map is in the shape of a dick!

Guy 2: That would've been funnier had Failblog not pasted the obvious FAIL all over it.
Failblog by JimMcGraff October 23, 2010
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failblog 

Either you love it, or you hate it.

If you love it, congrats.

If you hate it, it's because you liked it before it was cool, and now it's really annoying to see the world catch up with what you thought was funny many months ago. Like seeing Napoleon Dynamite or Invader Zim, thinking it's hilarious, then seeing it capitalized to the point that you're so fucking sick of it you forgot why it was funny in the first place.

It's an annoying thing to hate. Because really you should be patting yourself on the back for knowing what's funny. You could be a fucking producer knowing what the world will love. But no, you can't kill that hardwiring. We will continue to hate failblog, and those who keep using "FAIL" as a meme, for they are stabbing the wounded.
Shmuck: Hey, you see that sign on failblog?
Internet-savvy man: Ten months ago. Old shit, man. Let's focus on new information to process and fuck your failblog.
failblog by DougYoung March 31, 2009

Failblog 

A site that contains hilarious images and videos of embarresing mistakes and confusions. (http://www.failblog.org)
Jess and I were bored so we went onto Failblog.
Failblog by Master Ellie January 1, 2009

failblog 

better than yelling 'fail!' when someone fails.
when the fail is really bad, yell,

'FAILBLOG'

referrring to the website, failblog.com
because if you're mean enough you will likely post the story to failblog later.
-man#1 falls down and epicly eats shit.
-man#2: 'FAILBLOG'
failblog by taaaaylor December 9, 2010

Failblog moment 

When someone makes such an embarrassingly stupid mistake that it is worthy to be on Failblog.org in picture or video form. The funny equivalent to a kodak moment.
Actual example from Failblog.org:

SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using 'cheetos'. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year old man and a 44-year old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation'. Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault. Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt. They both were posted with a bond of $2,500.

That is a perfect example of a Failblog moment.
Failblog moment by Dj Djuric July 22, 2009

failblog.org

a website devoted to the examples in society of people failing miserably or just straight up idiot activities.

OR

Sterling Skidmore's Face book page

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1412215793
Evan- "Man, i saw the funniest shit on failblog.org!
it was this little kids hockey team picture and one of the boys was about to puke everywhere! It even showed the puke coming out of his mouth!!!"

Phil- "Thats odd, last night when I tried to failblog last night, I was redirected to some kid named Sterling Skidmore's Facebook"

failblog.org by hammer_dong_balls69 January 16, 2009

failblog.org

Verb-
The act of failing so hard, that it is worthy of being on the failblog.org website. It can also be used as a word to describe someone's life or accomplished goals in which they brag about.(You can not like that person)
Bob:Did you see Ethan failing at Xbox last night?
Max:Dude he failed so hard, he failblog.orged.

-or-
Bob:Honestly Max, you just failblog.org at life.
Max:Your a bully =(.
failblog.org by WeehawkenRules November 5, 2010
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