scooter crabs

crabs that take a bite outa your nuts then scoots back to your asshole to eat it.

man!! i just about lost my whole left nut to that saber toothed scooter crab.

by yo mamma May 11, 2003

fuck bitch

A woman you use purely sexually.

Q: Do you like her?
A: No. She's just one of my fuck bitches.

by yo mamma September 10, 2003

shitzie

Slang for shit.

Eww! i stepped in Shitzie

by yo mamma June 25, 2004

Dry David

A Dry David is basically the exact opposite of a WET WILLY. It is were you stick your finger in a victim's ear and stwist it around violently. But your finger is not wet so it hurts.

Last night I gave my teacher a Dry David.

by YO MAMMA September 25, 2004

cup

something you urineate into and give it to the doctor

i need a cup

by yo mamma November 14, 2003

Tv

A big box shaped item that drains the minds of little boys and girls.

My little brother and all of his little friends all drained their minds by watching the tv.

by Yo Mamma December 4, 2003

mushroom tatoo

when i smacked gina in the face with my dick and left a imprint of my bell end on her face

look in the mirror at yourself!

by yo mamma June 11, 2006