Definitions by YAWA
Real Country Dark
A condition experienced by very few; the near-complete absence of light pollution, permitting a crystal-clear view of the night time sky.
Hey, have you ever seen the light from another galaxy?
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.
Real Country Dark by YAWA July 11, 2020
Pandemic Profiteer
An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.
Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.
Pandemic Profiteer by YAWA July 7, 2020
Censure Society
Light-years beyond the current Cancel Culture movement, extending thousands of years back into early human history when ONLY the victorious and most powerful dictated what 'reality and truth' would be brought forward through time.
Throughout time, Censure Society has defined what we collectively accept as historic reality. Just remember: The victorious dictate THEIR interpretation in deference to many other possibilities...timing is EVERYTHING.
Censure Society by YAWA July 7, 2020
Trumparents
The very worst manifestation of fragile and unworthy authority conferred by some parents onto their unsuspecting, impressionable children.
Don't worry, the virus will miraculously die this summer...in the heat.
Child, did your Trumparents fill your head with shit!? The only thing dyin' this summer is your grand pap and it's because YOU brought that COVID infection to him...
Child, did your Trumparents fill your head with shit!? The only thing dyin' this summer is your grand pap and it's because YOU brought that COVID infection to him...
Trumparents by YAWA July 5, 2020
Pandemic Fatigue
The predictable mindset of helplessness and futility realized as a consequence of failing, long-term attempts at Pandemic management.
I just can't sustain all of these high-level protective restrictions...I'm going CRAZY!!!
You're not crazy; you just have Pandemic Fatigue. Sadly, the virus does not care and will take advantage of ANY opportunity to exploit human nature.
You're not crazy; you just have Pandemic Fatigue. Sadly, the virus does not care and will take advantage of ANY opportunity to exploit human nature.
Pandemic Fatigue by YAWA July 4, 2020
Super Spreader
Either a large, crowded event at which COVID-19 easily spreads or a single, asymptomatic COVID-19 positive individual who liberally infects personal contacts.
Hey, you goin' to the party tonite?
Nope. I just got my COVID results back. I'm totally positive, yet completely asymptomatic; turns out I'm a Super Spreader..Heading to a Campaign Rally!
Nope. I just got my COVID results back. I'm totally positive, yet completely asymptomatic; turns out I'm a Super Spreader..Heading to a Campaign Rally!
Super Spreader by YAWA July 4, 2020