12 definitions by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX
Everyone is a toetard at times, it's usually that one guy in your 1st period who has a foot fetish and loves to eat toe everyday of the week 24 hours. Many people don't like the toe eaters of this world so we shall call them, toetards. But to be fair, foot fetishes are weird but it's ok to some points.
Jk no fetishes are gross
Jk no fetishes are gross
Poop: Yo what's up toetard
Stinky: wat how am I a toetard, Poop?
Poop: because you eat toe everyday lol
Stinky: wat how am I a toetard, Poop?
Poop: because you eat toe everyday lol
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 10, 2019
The money you get from your absent dad who can't be there for you everyday. The money he gives you for all the things you wanted that he couldn't buy those years ago before you had him in your life. Basically, it's daddy absent/issue money from biological dad's who can't always be there for their children.
Dad: Here's $20. Spend it on whatever you want.
Son: Wow! Thanks dad, I'll buy some bobux with this!
Mom to Dad: Stop giving him guilt money just because you're never around that much.
Son: Wow! Thanks dad, I'll buy some bobux with this!
Mom to Dad: Stop giving him guilt money just because you're never around that much.
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX September 28, 2021
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 10, 2019
Every 5 year old will say this at one point, whether it's when they take a big shit and it smells, or they watch a movie with a million fart and poop jokes.
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 24, 2019
Billy: I had a panic attack yesterday when I saw Veronica spelt 'apple' wrong!
Fred: You must have retardophobia
Fred: You must have retardophobia
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 28, 2022