Canada

America's Coolio hair.

United States: How's the weather up there?
Canada: Fuck you.

by XileLord December 12, 2010

watermelon shit

A type of shit that feels as if you're passing a boulder. It takes a minimum of a half hour for it to come out, and it usually requires you to stretch out your asshole like Goatse and/or shake it out.

Person 1: Dude, you've been in the bathroom for an hour now.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.

by XileLord March 12, 2011

MLIA

A once-great website about average everyday tasks.

The first few posts were actually average (examples below), but now nothing that anyone ever posts is average. I think people are mistaking the A for awesome.

Every MLIA talks about the following topics:
-Waldo
-Harry Potter
-Twilight
-11:11PM
-People finishing songs that other people are singing
-Chuck Norris
-Reading things with a British accent
-"Funny" directions on packaging
-"Funny" laws
-Pirates vs. Ninjas
-Google vs. Yahoo!

And similarly, every MLIA post ends with one of the following:
-Life. Complete.
-Best. _______. Ever.
-New favorite _______? I think so.
-I regret nothing.
-I'm still confused.
-I still have questions.
-This kid is going places.
-I love ______.
-Touché

Basically, you could write some bullshit story about Harry Potter and slap one of those totally original endings to it, and people will think you're the embodiment of Jesus Christ.

AVERAGE post: Today, I briefly considered getting car insurance, before realizing that I didn't want to deal with it at the moment. Then I had some trail mix. MLIA

RETARDED post: Today, one of my friends told me to go to Google and type in 'finding chuck norris' in the search box and click 'i'm feeling lucky.' When I did, the response was 'Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.' Best thing ever? I think so. MLIA.

Can you pick out the average one? I sure fucking can't!
EXTRA CREDIT: Figure out which one hasn't been done 9000+ times to win a fabulous prize.

by XileLord December 12, 2010

Abercrombie

1. Buy jeans from another store.
2. Set them down in the street.
3. Run them over with a monster truck repeatedly.
4. Jack up the prices and sell.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!

Honestly, why do people buy Abercrombie jeans and think they look cool? It's fucking repugnant.

by XileLord December 12, 2010

fropping

Fropping is making frog-like movements and sounds while taking a dump on a girl's chest.

Guy 1: I was fropping that girl for 3 hours steady.
Guy 2: O_o... that's so kinky.

by XileLord March 28, 2010

post-acquaintance friend request

The friend request sent right after meeting someone for the first time.

After meeting Ryan at the party, Dave sent him a post-acquaintance friend request to secure their friendship.

by XileLord May 16, 2011

Intercourse

Stop looking up random sexual phrases and finish your English assignment. The teacher's behind you too.

How do you not know what intercourse means in the first place? Oh yeah.. you probably never experienced it.

by XileLord December 12, 2010