9 definitions by XileLord

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A type of shit that feels as if you're passing a boulder. It takes a minimum of a half hour for it to come out, and it usually requires you to stretch out your asshole like Goatse and/or shake it out.
Person 1: Dude, you've been in the bathroom for an hour now.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.
by XileLord February 25, 2011
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Fropping is making frog-like movements and sounds while taking a dump on a girl's chest.
Guy 1: I was fropping that girl for 3 hours steady.
Guy 2: O_o... that's so kinky.
by XileLord March 28, 2010
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The friend request sent right after meeting someone for the first time.
After meeting Ryan at the party, Dave sent him a post-acquaintance friend request to secure their friendship.
by XileLord April 25, 2011
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The cheapest Halloween costume ever.

All you have to do is cut off a bunch of tree branches and glue them to your scalp, and you've got the hair down.
Person 1: Why do you have branches on your head?
Person 2: That's supposed to be Coolio's hair.
Person 1: OHHHH. Now I see it. -high five-
by XileLord December 10, 2010
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1. Buy jeans from another store.
2. Set them down in the street.
3. Run them over with a monster truck repeatedly.
4. Jack up the prices and sell.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!
Honestly, why do people buy Abercrombie jeans and think they look cool? It's fucking repugnant.
by XileLord December 10, 2010
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Stupid people spending money they don't have on shit they don't need.
HOLY SHIT, THE MICROWAVES ARE ON SALE?! I HAVE TO BUY ALL OF THEM BECAUSE IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!

*slips on a banana peel and gets trampled to death*
by XileLord December 10, 2010
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