Definitions by XileLord

post-acquaintance friend request 

The friend request sent right after meeting someone for the first time.

After meeting Ryan at the party, Dave sent him a post-acquaintance friend request to secure their friendship.

post-acquaintance friend request by XileLord May 16, 2011

watermelon shit 

A type of shit that feels as if you're passing a boulder. It takes a minimum of a half hour for it to come out, and it usually requires you to stretch out your asshole like Goatse and/or shake it out.

Person 1: Dude, you've been in the bathroom for an hour now.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.

watermelon shit by XileLord March 12, 2011

Abercrombie 

1. Buy jeans from another store.
2. Set them down in the street.
3. Run them over with a monster truck repeatedly.
4. Jack up the prices and sell.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!

Honestly, why do people buy Abercrombie jeans and think they look cool? It's fucking repugnant.

Abercrombie by XileLord December 12, 2010

Intercourse

Stop looking up random sexual phrases and finish your English assignment. The teacher's behind you too.

How do you not know what intercourse means in the first place? Oh yeah.. you probably never experienced it.

Intercourse by XileLord December 12, 2010

Canada

America's Coolio hair.

United States: How's the weather up there?
Canada: Fuck you.

Canada by XileLord December 12, 2010

Black Friday 

Stupid people spending money they don't have on shit they don't need.

HOLY SHIT, THE MICROWAVES ARE ON SALE?! I HAVE TO BUY ALL OF THEM BECAUSE IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!

*slips on a banana peel and gets trampled to death*

Black Friday by XileLord December 12, 2010

Coolio 

The cheapest Halloween costume ever.

All you have to do is cut off a bunch of tree branches and glue them to your scalp, and you've got the hair down.

Person 1: Why do you have branches on your head?
Person 2: That's supposed to be Coolio's hair.
Person 1: OHHHH. Now I see it. -high five-

Coolio by XileLord December 12, 2010