Definitions by Xander

splatterkhaki 

The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.

"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"

splatterkhaki by Xander November 26, 2003

blarh! 

A sound of disgust. The actual sound that you make when you die.

"You know what? I fucking thought that my herpes had cleared up! BLARH!"

blarh! by Xander November 26, 2003

scram it west, ho! 

A softer, gentler way to say: "get out of my fucking face, bitch."

"No. There will not be any money spent on you tonight, now SCRAM IT WEST, HO!"

scram it west, ho! by Xander November 26, 2003

hard copy 

Used to define a solid form of computer information.

I have your files on disk, but I need a hard copy.

hard copy by Xander October 29, 2003

Dead Fish 

Person who lays in bed without doing anything during sex.

He is real cute but in bed he's a dead fish!

Dead Fish by Xander October 29, 2003

5 by 5 

To be in a content state of being. To be fine

Hey how are you? 5 by 5.

5 by 5 by Xander October 29, 2003

thunderball 

exceeding all expectations; beyond cool.

I heard that party was totally thunderball, I wish I had been there.

thunderball by Xander July 22, 2003