Xander's definitions

splatterkhaki

The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.

"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

unskinny bop

previously of an un-known meaning, utill the release of poison's album Hollywierd. it is slang for C.C banging a porno queen.

nick ask me what the hell unskinny bop means,
it's slang for C.C banging a porno queen

by Xander February 25, 2005

Dead Fish

Person who lays in bed without doing anything during sex.

He is real cute but in bed he's a dead fish!

by Xander October 29, 2003

hard copy

Used to define a solid form of computer information.

I have your files on disk, but I need a hard copy.

by Xander October 29, 2003

snoink

Snoink
Usage : Verb
Definition : To steal, or grab. To take something that wasnt offered.

Hey! Stop snoinking my french fries.
While walking through Sams Club, Sally snoinked every free sample even if it wasnt offered!

by Xander March 6, 2005

5 by 5

To be in a content state of being. To be fine

Hey how are you? 5 by 5.

by Xander October 29, 2003

Spack

The act of having sex with ugly people. To fornicate with repugnant persons. distastful swearing

Chelsea spacked with Chris.
Spack me!!!
So did you hear that Jim Spacked Chelsea?

by Xander June 16, 2004