Woody Thomas's definitions

loaded to the gunwales

very much under the influence of one or a variety of substances

Back in my wild days I was loaded to the gunwales every other night

by Woody Thomas April 14, 2006

stale green

a traffic light that has been green for a long while so you know any second it is going to turn yellow so be ready

better get ready to slow down, that's a stale green light

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

boiling in the bag

to be a fetus, to be in the uterus, an unborn child

Son, that song is a remake. I was listening to the original version before you were even boiling in the bag.

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

banal

adjective, describes something that is intended to be creative and/or thought-provoking, but is really just kind of unoriginal, pretentious, and stupid.

I like most of the Doors' music, but Jim Morrison's poetry is just plain banal.

by Woody Thomas October 10, 2009

two fingers in the air

A way of saying I'm leaving, or goodbye, peace.

You all take care; for me it's two fingers in the air

by Woody Thomas December 27, 2008

Homestyle

A term of endearment, interchangable with homeslice, homeboy, etc. Other favorites:

home cookin'
home field advantage
homemade
home sweet home
home dog
home away from home
home brew
home of the brave
homey
homeward bound
home improvement
etc.

what up widdit homestyle?

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

broke as the ten commandments

Having no available cash to spend

Tom: 'hey bro, you got any cash?'
Mike: 'no cat, I'm broke as the ten commandments.'

by Woody Thomas July 28, 2008