Definitions by Woody Thomas

stan the man 

The great Stanley Frank Musial of the St. Louis Cardinals, of course. He got the name when a sportswriter overheard a Brooklyn Dodger fan say 'uh-oh, here comes that man again' as Musial was walking to the plate at a game at Ebbetts Field, sometime in the 40s. In 1946 Musial led the National League in games played, at-bats, runs scored, hits, singles, doubles, triples, RBIs, total bases, slugging percentage, and batting average.

Stan the Man went into the Hall of Fame in 1968.

stan the man by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

swantz

penis, the male organ, dick

I put my hand between her thighs, and my swantz began to rise

swantz by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

Buick 

The subject of conversation when talking to Ralph on the big white telephone, usually after having consumed beer, scotch, and wine the same evening.

Joe came out of the bathroom white as a ghost and sweating his ass off. He had been talking to Ralph about a Buick on the big white telephone.

Buick by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

Twit 

Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.

Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.

Twit by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

shart 

the opposite of tall, if you speak with a St. Louis accent

The shart lady who lives near highway farty-far in Warshington County does her warsh on Thurdsay.

shart by Woody Thomas July 4, 2008

diamond sombrero 

a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.

Many a player has worn the golden sombrero but few have worn the diamond sombrero

diamond sombrero by Woody Thomas June 13, 2007

vulva

The most beautiful, delicious thing in the world. More commonly known as a pussy. The vulva is the external part of the pussy, commonly misidentified as the "vagina," which is actually the inside part.

It's amazing that so many people are uneducated and refer to a vulva as a vagina. Idiots!

vulva by Woody Thomas May 14, 2007