masturbation rolodex

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.
I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night
by Woody Thomas July 21, 2008
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Hey now

A greeting used by Deadheads, taken from the Mardi Gras song "Iko Iko" that the Dead often performed at shows.
Hey now, hey now, iko iko all day. Giacomo fina, ah na ney, giacomo fina ney.
by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008
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Twit

Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.
Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.
by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008
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as the crow flies

the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other
it's six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies
by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008
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Bob Probert

Generally regarded as the toughest fighter in the history of the National Hockey League. As notorious for his off-ice problems with alcohol and cocaine, and subsequent legal problems, as his on-ice beligerence
Bob Probert led the league with 398 penalty minutes.
by Woody Thomas January 08, 2006
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The Dirty Side

A term used by over-the-road truckers referring to the east coast of the United States, with its large congested cities, pollution, crime, and grime, as contrasted to the western United States with its wide open spaces, natural beauty and clean air.
I was glad to get back to the West after spending two weeks on the Dirty Side.
by Woody Thomas March 04, 2010
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thorazine shuffle

The slow, slow, shuffling forward, usually while wearing slippers and a hospital gown, of a mental patient who has been rendered nearly catatonic by the tranquilizer thorazine
Willie did the thorazine shuffle down the hallway to his room
by Woody Thomas December 09, 2008
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