Definitions by Woody

Turd Gurgler

Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.

For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"

Turd Gurgler by Woody October 31, 2004

balloonjuice 

The contents of a used condom.

Don't get no balloon juice on me!

balloonjuice by woody October 9, 2004

mugz 

people, persons to crack on,

dudes


used in talkin shit

Man yall mugz needa get your priorities straight.

mugz by Woody October 4, 2004

di di mau 

To unass an AO (area of operations), normally because Charlie (or Baghdad Bob or some other bad guy)is about to do you doggie style.

Lieutenant: "Looks like the enemy is advancing."
Sergeant: "Yes sir. Time to di di mau before we get boofed."
Lieutenant: "What?"
Sergeant: "We should fall back before they get behind us, sir."

di di mau by Woody September 9, 2004

all skate 

A phrase indicating that everyone can or must take part in a certain activity. Derived from the 1970's jargon of the inexplicably popular skating rinks.

Original: Rink DJ: "OK, we're gonna put on the BeeGees. Everybody get on on teh floor, it's an all skate!"

Now: Employee One: "Did you get to slide out of the sexual harassment training yesterday?"

Employee Two: "No. It was an all skate."

all skate by Woody August 25, 2004

Frudd 

A stupid person. Unkown sexuality.

Look at that Fruddy.

Frudd by Woody August 23, 2004

rockit

slang for idiot. mainly used by neds

"aw man, your a pure rockit!"

rockit by Woody August 18, 2004