Woody's definitions

ratziekunt

A wog term referring to the hairstyle; ratzie(rats tale).

Kella Ratziekunt, fuckin kella, it looks good with the kappa tracksuit kunt.

by Woody April 10, 2005

balloonjuice

The contents of a used condom.

Don't get no balloon juice on me!

by woody October 9, 2004

Frodo Connor

A ginger caveman-like being, with the eyesite of a dead bat. With hairy toes, and vile body secretions he is one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet. Shame he's had every disease under the sun.

When Frodo goes to iraq, the US Army will believe he is a chemical weapon that has the power to exterminate every poor cunt that comes near him.

by Woody January 28, 2004

Nard Knocker

Usually a club large in size to knock a guy in his nards enflicting much pain

Get that nard knocker away from me!

by woody April 29, 2004

dealio

Pseudo-Spanish for "deal", used to lend an air of urban-chic to an otherwise urbane sentence.

Ok folks, here's the deal...
- vs -
Alright peeps, here's the dealio...

by Woody January 24, 2005

man-gina

man vagina

his man-gina hurts

by woody August 9, 2003

all skate

A phrase indicating that everyone can or must take part in a certain activity. Derived from the 1970's jargon of the inexplicably popular skating rinks.

Original: Rink DJ: "OK, we're gonna put on the BeeGees. Everybody get on on teh floor, it's an all skate!"

Now: Employee One: "Did you get to slide out of the sexual harassment training yesterday?"

Employee Two: "No. It was an all skate."

by Woody August 25, 2004