Woody's definitions

blipfuck

person who likes Ae

"wheres nast, that blipfuck, doesnt he know ae are on in a minute?"

by Woody January 19, 2003

b-day jip

completely forgetting someone's birthday but pretending like you didn't... but it's obvious you forgot. especially since you just wrapped up your stapler and tried to pass it off as the fab-u-lo-so gift of the year.

We pulled a b-day jip on Neil.
Dino got a jipped b-day card.

by Woody September 2, 2008

fire shit

When the act of taking a shit is accompanied sensation of your rectum being on fire.
Exclusively used for the morning after drinking cheap beer.

After drinking an underteminable amount of PBR, I had the worst fire shit.

by woody April 30, 2003

simkunt

A person named Sim who thinks he is kella. In order to obtain his full Kella role, a kunt needs to be added on the end of his name.

Oi Simkunt stop smokin matches kunt

by Woody April 10, 2005

Washing theory

No matter washing powder you use, the clothes will always smell the same.

Woody always smells nice. Frosty's mum always stinks.

by Woody February 24, 2004

all skate

A phrase indicating that everyone can or must take part in a certain activity. Derived from the 1970's jargon of the inexplicably popular skating rinks.

Original: Rink DJ: "OK, we're gonna put on the BeeGees. Everybody get on on teh floor, it's an all skate!"

Now: Employee One: "Did you get to slide out of the sexual harassment training yesterday?"

Employee Two: "No. It was an all skate."

by Woody August 25, 2004

bull guard

When surfing the act of turning your board sideways and blocking another surfer from catching a wave

That bastard Jacob just bull guarded me again.

by woody April 29, 2004