58 definitions by Woody

dealio

Pseudo-Spanish for "deal", used to lend an air of urban-chic to an otherwise urbane sentence.

Ok folks, here's the deal...
- vs -
Alright peeps, here's the dealio...

by Woody January 24, 2005

wankstain

a complete retard normally found wearing st mirren,celtic or 'c'coy colours

see at fuckin cunt sheeren greene she is a pure wankstain...............
i hate that wankstain gilligan

by Woody July 30, 2004

sigur ros

best 'rock' band in the world, better than radiohead

"Radiohead? Shite, Sigur Ros are much better"

by Woody January 19, 2003

Eyebrow Theory

The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.

Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"

Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"

Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."

by Woody February 26, 2004

Washing theory

No matter washing powder you use, the clothes will always smell the same.

Woody always smells nice. Frosty's mum always stinks.

by Woody February 24, 2004

flat stackables

paper money

Martha look at all these flat stackables. I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer. -jeb

by Woody May 26, 2003

mugz

people, persons to crack on,

dudes


used in talkin shit

Man yall mugz needa get your priorities straight.

by Woody October 5, 2004