Woody's definitions

Eyebrow Theory

The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.

Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"

Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"

Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."

by Woody February 25, 2004

it

Torquay sluttish female

"Come on lads lets go check some 'its' down the venue"

by Woody January 19, 2003

Parrotlet

A small cute parrot. I like to kiss them and love them.

Woodrow is a cute little parrotlet that loves kisses :)

by woody November 28, 2003

Bum chunder

A drinking forfeit where person 1 bends over and pulls down their trousers. Person 2 lies underneath, and drinks a pint of lager which has been poured skillfully through person 1's bum crack. Person 2 has to drink the lager as it dribbles off the testicles of person 1.

Give him a bum chunder!

by woody March 4, 2005

shash

a mixture of the words "shit" and "trash"

like "Shitty Trash" which naturally becomes "shash."

It's an orignal composition by me and Lunchbox.

"Those guys are wayyy white shash

by Woody January 27, 2005

Coathanger and towel technique

If you ever need to catch a mouse, get it under the microwave. block any exits with a towel/cloth and then flush it out with a coathanger.

Paul and Taz rejoiced triumphantly when the bastard mouse was captured. Then the fat arab put it outside and it died. Poor little shit.

by Woody November 23, 2004

fitler

1. Person that throws a sissy fit.
2. An employer that rules with a Hitler-like attitude and puts bread on the table.
3. Person in charge of surveillance and patrol.
4. A clown.

Watch out, here comes Fitler!

by Woody November 7, 2003