Definitions by Woody

wankstain 

a complete retard normally found wearing st mirren,celtic or 'c'coy colours

see at fuckin cunt sheeren greene she is a pure wankstain...............
i hate that wankstain gilligan

wankstain by Woody July 30, 2004

Thurles 

Town located in central County Tipperary. Population of 8000. No tourist atractions or anything of remote interest save Semple Stadium. A Mecca for Knackers (who we call La La's when their around). A good place to get a beating on a Friday/Saturday night. A town of great, friendly people (except for the Knackers/Plastic Knackers who cause 99% of fights along with participating in 99% of thieving).

You know it's Summer when the flies and knackers (with shirts of and pigeon type walking)are around in abundance.

Thurles by Woody July 24, 2004

crackheads 

{see thugs} may sometimes be a thug on crack. Or, just may be a guy on da street askin 4 ya number and smokes crack at the same time

Pass that crack nigga.

Can i have yo numba?

crackheads by Woody May 13, 2004

Nard Knocker 

Usually a club large in size to knock a guy in his nards enflicting much pain

Get that nard knocker away from me!

Nard Knocker by woody April 29, 2004

bull guard 

When surfing the act of turning your board sideways and blocking another surfer from catching a wave

That bastard Jacob just bull guarded me again.

bull guard by woody April 29, 2004

beer money 

unexpected or ill gotten money whose sole purpose is to purchase beer to party.

It turns out that class I signed up for was canceled, so I just sold my books and now I have beer money.

beer money by woody March 25, 2004

Eyebrow Theory 

The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.

Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"

Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"

Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."

Eyebrow Theory by Woody February 25, 2004