Woody's definitions

Turd Gurgler

Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.

For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"

by Woody October 31, 2004

it

Torquay sluttish female

"Come on lads lets go check some 'its' down the venue"

by Woody January 19, 2003

Bum chunder

A drinking forfeit where person 1 bends over and pulls down their trousers. Person 2 lies underneath, and drinks a pint of lager which has been poured skillfully through person 1's bum crack. Person 2 has to drink the lager as it dribbles off the testicles of person 1.

Give him a bum chunder!

by woody March 4, 2005

Ezbon

Cool, Weird, Charming and Funky Dude.

Ezbon

by Woody July 1, 2006

Bell's End

Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. Commonly known for its wierd sexual practises it is feared throughout the world for a dragon-like temper.

The O'Connor family went to Bell's End, with Ed. They had tea and raw potatoes with Sir Helm, but left Ed with Grot. His arsehole has now prolapsed.

by Woody February 9, 2004

Parrotlet

A small cute parrot. I like to kiss them and love them.

Woodrow is a cute little parrotlet that loves kisses :)

by woody November 28, 2003

Eyebrow Theory

The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.

Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"

Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"

Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."

by Woody February 25, 2004