Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter's definitions
When referring to the USA, it refers to a country that supports intellectual terrorism with it's anti-circumvention laws, region locks, RIAA, MPAA, ESA, corporate double-dipping, charging for a television broadcast ,software patents, and the shutting down of merchants that sell mod chips.
The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.
Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.
The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.
The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.
Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.
Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.
You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.
Hate crimes towards immigrants.
The war on drugs...need I say more?
The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.
Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.
The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.
The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.
Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.
Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.
You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.
Hate crimes towards immigrants.
The war on drugs...need I say more?
Friends don't let friends limit their freedom in the United States Of America.
A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 17, 2008
Get the United States Of Americamug. One who infringes the copyright of a book by reading it in the store and memorizing it without paying for it.
That new Davinci Barcode book seems interesting, I'm gonna head over to Barnes & Noble and book pirate it.
He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.
He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the book piratemug. Big Firey (or flippin') Blue Flame. Used as a saying to ward off a large inferno or warn someone when someone disobeys basic fire-safety rules.
My friend put the paper plate on the gas range and quickly turned it off. So I said BFBF!
I yelled "Dude! BFBF!" as K. Gibler went to set the 5 year old newspapers onto the halogen torcheire which was turned on.
I yelled "Dude! BFBF!" as K. Gibler went to set the 5 year old newspapers onto the halogen torcheire which was turned on.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
Get the BFBFmug. A weapon in the Scorpion King, created by dipping a medieval sword's blade in gasoline (or in medieval times) lamp oil and lighting it. If you can't cut anyone with a SwordFire you can still burn huts with it.
Brodan attacked Zoras with his SwordFire, igniting his leather armor and then he stabbed him in the chest.
The idiot on that Break.com video burned his shirt and lost his arm hairs with a SwordFire.
The idiot on that Break.com video burned his shirt and lost his arm hairs with a SwordFire.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 19, 2007
Get the SwordFiremug. 1. Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.
2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.
2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.
1. In Heaven the prosecution is spiritually incapable of winning ever.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008
Get the prosecutionmug. A half-naked boy with oily skin (but no pimples) who speared King Arthur back in the Faerytale Era. Son of Morgan Lefay and King Arthur. Wears the coolest armor. Blood came out his mouth once Excalibur went into his lungs by way of his chest.
The shiny, glossy Mordred danced naked in the forest, hoping to attract Guinevere. Then Lancelot caught him and made him put clothes on.
Mordred took Percival to the tree.
Mordred took Percival to the tree.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 26, 2007
Get the Mordredmug. One of the wonderful features of Cialis, to pitch a trouser tent long enough so a gerbil can sleep underneath. Four hour erections can lead to damage of the penis if you let it go longer. The reason why there's 6,000,000,000 people on this planet breeding and sodomizing each other like animals.
"erections lasting more than four hours should be treated by a doctor, or serious damage may result"
I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.
I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
Get the four hour erectionmug.