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Of the elves or having to do with elves, the fairytale creature. Usually not used when referring to short Santa's elves.
I know a girl who has elven pointy ears.
An elven lifespan is very long.
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elven wine 

A euphemism for engaging in kinky, fantasy sex. Only offered in red and white. No rose.
"A short time later, both Aragorn and Arwen were revived on a snack of elven wine and fruit"
elven wine by Oxfordlad January 8, 2015

elven eyes 

Having the elf ability to see things from a long distance.
I used my elven eyes to spot the hot chick in the back of the club.
elven eyes by Tavish L. September 17, 2005

elven handjob 

The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat
Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob
elven handjob by rapydave May 5, 2015

elven style 

Butt stuff, as coined by the adult fantasy game Tales of Androgyny.

To do it "elven style".
"Hope you don't mind doing it elven style... not that I have much of a choice, given that you're a boy kitty in reality, aren't you?"
elven style by ded_malik May 16, 2022

Elven Tree Branch

1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.
1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
Elven Tree Branch by Elvenelder October 22, 2010

Elven Breathmint 

The result of giving an Elf a blowjob, as their cum is said to be minty green. Also another name for a Grasshopper (the drink) because of its similar color.
Rhianna: "Elven Breathmints are delicious!"

Leo: "...Double entendre anyone?"
Elven Breathmint by Bunny Rose January 6, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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