Wizards Sleeve 's definitions
This is when two pimps work together and trade bitches. If a pimp has a good bitch in his stable and she does good tricks, another pimp might want to ply her to his customers.
Pimp give the other pimp a call and they trades. Like Wall Street, but with skanks not shares.
Pimp give the other pimp a call and they trades. Like Wall Street, but with skanks not shares.
"Yo bwoi, commerce is good. Check it dawg, if I ain't got it now, I can do pimp-2-pimp and get yo a choice ho."
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
Get the pimp-2-pimpmug. A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
Get the Nurse Helga Bumgamesmug. Proper noun. Town on south east coast of England. Pop. around 35,000, 22 miles from Calais.
Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.
Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.
Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.
Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.
Town's official charter: "If you want a fight, try Dover on a Friday night. Some of the head cases here can shove your shit back a fortnight."
by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005
Get the Dovermug. Cunnilingus. Specifically, lesbian pussy licking. Where a woman has the sweetest of sweet juice and other women make a bee-line for the honey pot.
Dude 1: "I hear that chick likes other chicks, man!"
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. She likes to get her honey mown by other hotties."
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. She likes to get her honey mown by other hotties."
by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007
Get the honey mownmug. Yet another word for jizz. This time it's the stuff that a dude leaves on his girlfriend’s face when she's asleep and he's got home late and pissed up, thinking it's a laugh. Most often first detected the morning after.
Delia (waking up): "What the fuck is this all over my face!"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"
by Wizards Sleeve June 21, 2005
Get the Ghost snotmug. Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).
Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."
by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006
Get the barrack room biscuitmug. Another name for a camel toe.
When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.
When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.
by Wizards Sleeve July 2, 2006
Get the front wedgiemug.