Skip to main content

Wizards Sleeve 's definitions

Hammer Horror

These are a classic group of horror films made by the British studio Hammer Films between the 1950's and 1970's.

Dracula, Frankenstein, Jekyll and Hyde plus Quatermass were all produced under the studio. These films are still show on TV and have a cult following. Low on budget, but big on scares. They relied on suspense often – and very effectively at that.

Peter Cushing (Grand Moff Tarkin in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope) featured in many of the best pieces.

Hammer Horror is also a term used to describe the worst of the worst of British women, particularly those seen with too few clothes on in seaside resorts.

Quirky British songstress Kate Bush recorded a song called Hammer Horror which can be found on her excellent album ‘Lionheart.’
"I was sitting on the beach at Blackpool and this 14 stone Hammer Horror started giving me the come on! I'd have rather slept with one of the donkeys giving rides."
by Wizards Sleeve June 8, 2005
mugGet the Hammer Horror mug.

fat ham MILF

A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.

Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck."

Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006
mugGet the fat ham MILF mug.

Hugh Jarse

A very nice person. Also, a traditional joke.
"Say, that's Hugh Jarse."
by Wizards Sleeve March 6, 2007
mugGet the Hugh Jarse mug.

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
mugGet the fuckometer mug.

The Unfuckables

A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.

They are looking for a drink and a fuck.

The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.
Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006
mugGet the The Unfuckables mug.

Nobel prize-winner

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.
"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."
by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006
mugGet the Nobel prize-winner mug.

chunk ass

Derogatory term for a person who has spent too much time eating junk food and not enough time exercising. The US is full of these people.
"Whoaa! Fat Boy, you is a chunk ass - quit the cheeseburgers."
by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005
mugGet the chunk ass mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email