Wizards Sleeve's definitions

first to the food drop

Offensive term for a fat person derived from the belief that they were first to the UN food drop every time, ahead of everyone else.

"That chick. She must be 250 pounds! First to the food drop!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 4, 2006

welly in the mud

Describing a big fat sloppy pussy. So called because when you fuck one of these mush buckets, it sounds just like a welly in soft mud.

Dude 1: "That fat chick you used to go out with. She was good in the sack?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, real juicy - man she sounded like a welly in the mud some nights!"
Dude 1: "Awesome!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 4, 2006

mush bucket

Yet another name for a vagina. This one is a big capacity one with plenty of sloppy juice swimming round it. NEVER let a chick with one of these wonders ride your face.

Dude 1: "Why so sad, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "That chick I met last night - got her home and she had one huge, wet mush bucket up that skirt! I nearly drowned."

by Wizards Sleeve September 4, 2006

cuntaholic

A person who is absolutely addicted to pussy and basically lives to get the next fuck. A serious medical condition and sufferers can get group support and therapy from Cuntaholics Anonymous.

Dude: "It is 78 minutes since my last fuck. I am a cuntaholic and I need help."
Therapist: "Thank you Dude, you have taken the first step to recovery."

by Wizards Sleeve September 5, 2006

curry slap

The morning-after effect of a particularly good hot curry. Describes the flatulent anal-slapping one experiences when breaking wind. Severe curry slap may, in extreme cases, result in rectal prolapse leaving one in need of urgent medical attention.

Dude 1: "I will never drink and eat Indian food again."
Dude 2: "Why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "'Cos today I got bad curry slap and my ass is broke."

by Wizards Sleeve September 16, 2006

MWB

Memory Wank Bank (MWB). The content of a dude's head. All those pictures of chicks that a dude can call up from memory to assist in a good wanking session.

Dude 1: "D'ya see MILFy Sue bending over?"
Dude 2: "Fo shizzle, Dawg! Great ass. I could dig it!"
Dude 1: "Aye! One for the MWB."

by Wizards Sleeve September 16, 2006

The Unfuckables

A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.

They are looking for a drink and a fuck.

The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.

Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006