Wizards Sleeve's definitions

romance bone

Medical, noun. Another word for the penis.

Dude 1: "How was your date with that chick last night, my man?"

Dude 2: "Awesome. I bought her one drink and next thing she was down on me sucking off my romance bone."

Dude 1: "Way to go!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 6, 2009

Ghost snot

Yet another word for jizz. This time it's the stuff that a dude leaves on his girlfriend’s face when she's asleep and he's got home late and pissed up, thinking it's a laugh. Most often first detected the morning after.

Delia (waking up): "What the fuck is this all over my face!"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"

by Wizards Sleeve June 21, 2005

volcanic crater

A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.

Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005

rusty spine

A very long and hard shit. So long, you think you have shat your spine out.

Dude 1: "I am in agony. I just shat a rusty spine!"
Dude 2: "Hold on my man, I'll call 911!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

blood pressure

It's what the urban gang does to 'nother gang who show them no goddam muthafuckin' respect.

"Man, those bitches is dissin' us and we gonna put them under blood pressure."

by Wizards Sleeve June 14, 2006

ham and bangers

Attributes of a great MILF. Great big ham legs and massive mashable bangers. Something for the guy that likes legs and something for the guy that likes tits.

Dude 1: "Wow, you seen that new MILF in Accounts? Great ham and bangers!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006

thatched cave

A particularly hairy vagina.

Yeah, that date with Polly was a total washout. It was all going well until we got down to some serious chimping - then she dropped her panties and revealed her thatched cave.

Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005