1) To be plucked against one's ear or neck by a fetching young lass.
2) To pluck at a ripe young lady with your fingers, a single time.
3) The minimal movement possible to knock a newly hatched chicken off a milk carton, or any other elevated station.
4) To film any or all of these things, possibly hiring Rene Zellwegger to star in it in some capacity in order to provide a hint of sweet and sour (hence the lemon sucking face and baby voice).
5) It could involve this finger movement on the clitoris, if you thank that might work for you.
2) To pluck at a ripe young lady with your fingers, a single time.
3) The minimal movement possible to knock a newly hatched chicken off a milk carton, or any other elevated station.
4) To film any or all of these things, possibly hiring Rene Zellwegger to star in it in some capacity in order to provide a hint of sweet and sour (hence the lemon sucking face and baby voice).
5) It could involve this finger movement on the clitoris, if you thank that might work for you.
We had it in our budget to only hire one star for this film, and we could only get Anne Hathaway. Zellwegger was not interested in another "Chick Flick unless we CGI'd the chicken stunts. We were unwilling to compromise our standards.
by Wisk February 18, 2009
1) Holistic supplement known to cause wild mood swings.
2) To release the breasts from their bindings in order to tan them.
3) Dingleberry specific to people named Halle. Unusually low in fiber. (see Halle's comet)
4) A corporation formerly run by Vice President and marksman Dick Cheney.
2) To release the breasts from their bindings in order to tan them.
3) Dingleberry specific to people named Halle. Unusually low in fiber. (see Halle's comet)
4) A corporation formerly run by Vice President and marksman Dick Cheney.
1) I don't know what came over me. I had some halleberry tea, and before I knew it, I was on a Steamer bound for Cleveland.
2) First lady Barbara Bush was fond of a daily halle berry in the rose garden. She claimed it did her a spell o' good.
3) Billy Bob wasn't one to complain, but he struggled with the Halle Berries mashed against his loins, due to their unusual consistency and aroma.
4) Halle Berry was awarded a no-bid contract, probably due to some relationship to the former first lady.
2) First lady Barbara Bush was fond of a daily halle berry in the rose garden. She claimed it did her a spell o' good.
3) Billy Bob wasn't one to complain, but he struggled with the Halle Berries mashed against his loins, due to their unusual consistency and aroma.
4) Halle Berry was awarded a no-bid contract, probably due to some relationship to the former first lady.
by wisk March 13, 2008
A surprisingly public pedophile on the Mr. Rogers show. Fred Rogers employed Mr. Mcfeeley on a work-furlough program, and openly discussed Mcfeeley's irrisistable urges on the show. McFeeley explained that he was heavily medicated, and the children on the show had nothing to fear as long as the cameras continued to roll. He is listed in the National Registry for sex Offenders for several Mctouches and more than a few Mcfeels.
Mr Mcfeeley didn't so much enjoy delivering the mail as he did lurking around the studio when children visited the set. The Mustache was a rather weak disguise.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
Jim got home from work to Cindy's litany of how badly the kids were behaving, but fortunately for them, they were in luck. Jim could not concentrate on a single word with the turtle head poking out. Once he was done dumping he achieved a level of unmatched fecal lucidity.
"So," sighed Jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, "Anything interesting happen today?"
"So," sighed Jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, "Anything interesting happen today?"
by Wisk January 31, 2008
Cheese produced from swabbing the folds in Rush Limbaugh's skin. Top Fortune 500 performer in last quarter.
We managed to get some vintage Limbaugher from a floor trader who had some connections. We talked about interest rates, capital gains, stock portfolios with a bottle of Cognac and this remarkable cheese. We wondered how they could produce such a gastronomical delight.
by Wisk February 05, 2008
1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
The 13th tribe of Israel, named for the Patriarch Murray Liebowitz the Hat Blocker. Fled Palestine around 70 AD and fled to the Dingle Region of Ireland. Hoards of them poured out of the hill region and into the US, Australia, and Canada after the Potato Famine, or as it was dubbed at the time,"That afternoon we were a wee bit low on Chips." They are Ubiquitous today, being found in every profession, race, color, or creed, under the floor boards and even in the cupboards. Go have a look.
Terrence was cleaning out his tobacco tin, and out popped a Murray for the third time in a week.
"Sorry to shock you so, I was just livin' in your tobacoo tin. I'll go now, but be warned, I've 3 brothers in your dishwasher, and a few aunts and uncles in your pantry. They might not be so agreeable as I."
The Murray ran his finger along the inside of his collar and looked about the kitchen.
I've a bit of a thirst, do you mind if I borrow a jar of Ale from you before I'm on my way?"
"Sorry to shock you so, I was just livin' in your tobacoo tin. I'll go now, but be warned, I've 3 brothers in your dishwasher, and a few aunts and uncles in your pantry. They might not be so agreeable as I."
The Murray ran his finger along the inside of his collar and looked about the kitchen.
I've a bit of a thirst, do you mind if I borrow a jar of Ale from you before I'm on my way?"
by Wisk January 30, 2008