Fatty McFuckhead

‘Fatty McFuckhead’ is a term created by friendlyjordies to defame or correctly state the horror known as Clive Palmer, a mining tycoon who is disgustingly rich, slobby, has a wife who is twenty years younger than him and he also is an avid Trump supporter. Kill this man now, the TimsTams aren’t enough.
friendlyjordies: Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead
The Whole World: Amen!
by Willybumweetoe May 25, 2022
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Nogan

An Australian slang term that means ‘skull’ or head’. Usually used by adults who are asking kids if their head is okay after they injure themselves.
*Little girl hits head on corner of a door*
Aunty: ‘Oh sweetie! Did you hit your nogan?’
*Little girl nods*
Mum: ‘Here, put an ice pack on your nogan and it will feel better.’
by Willybumweetoe January 29, 2023
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Human Rights Deactivist

A human rights deactivist is a person who constricts another person’s rights due to external or stereotypical factors. These are the oppressors of the activists. They will often protest against the sane, rational demands made by the true activists. These are the disgusting douches who will try to silence the truth. They will spread lies on the media to defame those who are simply fighting for their rights.
Person 1: All of these human rights deactivists are trying to take away women’s rights to abortion!
Person 2: Yes, they’re starting arguments online and trying to stop protests by misleading the uniformed citizens.
Person 1: People have a right to abortion. It’s their body and those human rights deactivists are trying to take their rights away!
Person 2: Period.
by Willybumweetoe July 02, 2022
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Hairy Caterpillar

Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
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Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.
Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!
by Willybumweetoe May 05, 2022
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Finna Be In The Pit

A statement that a Caucasian woman said whilst complaining about spending $10000 dollars on Harry Styles tickets, after she had been to more than 15 of his previous concerts. When people were upset about her using this kind of language, which is usually slang used by people of colour, she claimed that ‘it just came out at the time’ and that everyone were pussies and were so mean.

Long story short: spoiled, rich white bitch trying to sound relatable and ‘hip’.
by Willybumweetoe January 29, 2023
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Toe

Toes are for my grandpa
Me: look at my yummy fungus toe

Geandpa: YUMMMMMWMEK give me some toes so I can eta them
by Willybumweetoe May 02, 2022
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