William J J T's definitions

Nose Offender

Someone whose farts smell so terrible that they should be charged with a crime.

You're a number one nose offender and should be locked up and put on a strict low protein diet.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Napanese

A person of Black and Asian descent.

Woah, that Napanese dude is amazing at Basketball and Math!

by William J J T October 26, 2010

Touch of Down

To have an appearance (typically facial) that slightly resembles those affected with Down Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you see that guy in line at the bank?
Person 2: Yeah man, he was weird looking, probably has a Touch of Down.

by William J J T October 29, 2010

Scumhole

The anus of a male or female that is considered to be less than desirable.

I'm not gay, but if I were, I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near his scumhole.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Hammered Shit Steak

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.

I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Fat Shut-In

A person so overweight they stay inside all day long. Usually due to crippling depression brought on by morbid obesity and/or ugliness.

Person 1: Some chick bought my movie collection but she doesn't drive and sent her kid over to pick them up.

Person 2: Yeah, she's probably a fat shut-in.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

All Cock

Used to describe a man who oozes self confidence, rarely ever shows weakness and gets all the ladies.

Person 1: Did you see Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron?

Person 2: Yeah, he was All Cock.

by William J J T October 30, 2010