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Definitions by William J J T

Crud Munching Bitch 

A miserable old cunt that you just want to repeatedly punch in the face. Typically over the age of 40, wears thick glasses and constantly looks annoyed for no good reason other than she's an old bitch.
Don't look at me again or I'll slit your fucking throat you crud munching bitch!

(Thanks to Matt for Crud Munching Bitch. He said it first whilst in the midst of a real crud muncher who was also a bitch!)

Bass Humping Your Face 

When the bass guitar sounds so good (typically funkified) it's literally humping your face.
Come see us play live if you like ripping guitar solo's and the bass humping your face.
To shoot and kill someone, typically with a single shot to the head from a distance.
*Gun shot* *Man falls to ground dead* DUSTED!
Dusted by William J J T October 30, 2010

All Cock 

Used to describe a man who oozes self confidence, rarely ever shows weakness and gets all the ladies.
Person 1: Did you see Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron?

Person 2: Yeah, he was All Cock.
All Cock by William J J T October 30, 2010
Acronym for Friggin' Fuckin' Bullshit.
Person 1: Did you end up working last night?

Person 2: Yeah, it was friggin' fuckin' bullshit!

FFBS is fun to say.
FFBS by William J J T October 30, 2010
The anus of a male or female that is considered to be less than desirable.
I'm not gay, but if I were, I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near his scumhole.
Scumhole by William J J T October 30, 2010

Corporate Cocksucker

A person who represents a corporation that is arrogant and condescending to others, as long as they cannot affect his or her status as a shill. Can also be defined as someone who will fuck you over for a nickel and then treat you like an asshole for asking for it back.
Person 1: Who was on the phone?
Person 2: Oh, just some corporate cocksucker who deserves a slow and painful death.