Bass Humping Your Face

When the bass guitar sounds so good (typically funkified) it's literally humping your face.

Come see us play live if you like ripping guitar solo's and the bass humping your face.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Hammered Shit Steak

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.

I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

by William J J T October 29, 2010

Corporate Cocksucker

A person who represents a corporation that is arrogant and condescending to others, as long as they cannot affect his or her status as a shill. Can also be defined as someone who will fuck you over for a nickel and then treat you like an asshole for asking for it back.

Person 1: Who was on the phone?
Person 2: Oh, just some corporate cocksucker who deserves a slow and painful death.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Smudge Head

A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.

It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.

I tried arguing with this guy on YouTube but he's a real Smudge Head so I blocked him.

by William J J T June 12, 2011

Lady Gaga

A pop singer who apparently has talent but instead uses it for making shitty, terrible, recyclable, here today and gone tomorrow pop music. She also looks like a Jewish version of Madonna mixed with that cunt Cher. The only reason I watch her videos if at all is for the soft core porn. She might as well be a dirty porn actress that sucks nigger cock all day long.

Person 1: Did you hear that new Lady Gaga song?
Person 2: Who gives a fuck.

by William J J T October 29, 2010

Hambulance

When a rather large person is in need of an ambulance for any reason.

"That fat bitch broke her leg trying to chase down the ice cream truck, call the hambulance."

"Holy shit! That fat dude just passed out after eating 7 double cheeseburgers, better call the hambulance."

by William J J T October 25, 2010

Crud Munching Bitch

A miserable old cunt that you just want to repeatedly punch in the face. Typically over the age of 40, wears thick glasses and constantly looks annoyed for no good reason other than she's an old bitch.

Don't look at me again or I'll slit your fucking throat you crud munching bitch!

(Thanks to Matt for Crud Munching Bitch. He said it first whilst in the midst of a real crud muncher who was also a bitch!)

by William J J T October 29, 2010