Hambulance

When a rather large person is in need of an ambulance for any reason.

"That fat bitch broke her leg trying to chase down the ice cream truck, call the hambulance."

"Holy shit! That fat dude just passed out after eating 7 double cheeseburgers, better call the hambulance."

by William J J T October 26, 2010

Corporate Cocksucker

A person who represents a corporation that is arrogant and condescending to others, as long as they cannot affect his or her status as a shill. Can also be defined as someone who will fuck you over for a nickel and then treat you like an asshole for asking for it back.

Person 1: Who was on the phone?
Person 2: Oh, just some corporate cocksucker who deserves a slow and painful death.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Dusted

To shoot and kill someone, typically with a single shot to the head from a distance.

*Gun shot* *Man falls to ground dead* DUSTED!

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Nose Offender

Someone whose farts smell so terrible that they should be charged with a crime.

You're a number one nose offender and should be locked up and put on a strict low protein diet.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

FFBS

Acronym for Friggin' Fuckin' Bullshit.

Person 1: Did you end up working last night?

Person 2: Yeah, it was friggin' fuckin' bullshit!

FFBS is fun to say.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Napanese

A person of Black and Asian descent.

Woah, that Napanese dude is amazing at Basketball and Math!

by William J J T October 26, 2010

Crud Munching Bitch

A miserable old cunt that you just want to repeatedly punch in the face. Typically over the age of 40, wears thick glasses and constantly looks annoyed for no good reason other than she's an old bitch.

Don't look at me again or I'll slit your fucking throat you crud munching bitch!

(Thanks to Matt for Crud Munching Bitch. He said it first whilst in the midst of a real crud muncher who was also a bitch!)

by William J J T October 30, 2010