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Definitions by Will

Beauty is a corporate invention designed to promote the suffering and insecurity of the masses for the sake of profit. They say it's a state we're all supposed to be achieve, in order to ensure economic, financial, social and recreational success. There is a ridiculous double standard in society at the moment. An attractive blonde who never bothers to do anything useful gets more respect than an ugly git who has the courage and determination to get the fuck out there and do something for him/herself and this world and not be a parasite. Don't you think that's fucked up? Or am I just weird?
'By buying our rubbish, you can achieve beauty, which will make you successful and make your life wonderful and you will never need to worry again' says the greedy corporate pig, who lives off the insecurity and suffering, and above all, gullibility (that means believing lies) of the masses
beauty by Will April 13, 2004
1.Showing emotion.
2.Excitment.
3.War cry.
4.The act of owning a bitch and screaming because the owning felt so good.
5.Mainstream for oral sex.
Ted: ar00000t!
Erin: OH TED! BABY, that cum owned me! or
Ben: Holy shit I just fucking owned your bitch ass! arrrr00000t!

Sean: Dude, it's a game.
ar00t by Will April 13, 2004

electric boogalo 

From a mixture of the 'rave' scene of techno music, along with the 'hip-hop' scene, it is a style of music which tends to be hip-hop beats with techno overlays.
That girl bumps her thang like this is some sorta electric boogalo mix. What she think she doin'?
electric boogalo by Will April 8, 2004
differing pronunciation of the 'hot.' Usually used when the individual in question is so fine they're beyond the definition of the word hot.
dem beetchis ees hat. So hat I denk I's gonna splooge. Oh yer.
hat by Will April 8, 2004
The word was invented by my buddy in 1989. He was making mac and cheese, but had no butter. He spit in the mix, instead. Me and another guy were watching, and he looked up guiltily. He said, "I can't believe I did that. It's so sleazy. It's so assinine. It's... slass." We all busted up laughing. Therefore the definition means "part sleazy, part assinine; both sleazy and assinine." The word has since grown to mean something more along the line of "generally negative."
Dude, that paint job on that guy's car is slass. OR Dude, you are slass.
slass by Will April 4, 2004
Quaint -
1) Something which is old or is deemed an "old fashion"

2) Sometimes used to describe the female genitals
1) "It's rather quaint the way he insists we should marry before we have sex"

2) "Thats a nice quaint cunt, suitable for a good bashing"
quaint by Will March 31, 2004

Austin, TX 

the coolest fuckin city in the world bitchs
dude i want to be cool
dude go to austin!
Austin, TX by will March 22, 2004