WiLL's definitions

gatti

good pizza,or bread sticks,the "best pizza in town"

lets order some gatti

by will April 17, 2005

poopster

a sly or wiley person

you poopster!

by will March 22, 2004

Green Day

something very good; something that causes great pleasure; usually used to describe something with a pleasing sound.

Guy 1: This new CD is fuckin' Green Day!
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: Kerplunk.
Guy 2: On a scale of one to sauce, that's fuckin' ravioli.
Guy 1: Yep.

by Will September 19, 2003

j

j is short for joint a joint is weed roled in cigerett paper

dr dre came through with a gang of tangeray and a fat ass j fith the bubanic cronc that made me choke (i cant spell i am sooo high right now)

by will August 11, 2004

invisible people from the future

A group of villians from the future that are also invisible. Defeated by Harryman and Cousin Tex long ago. They loved throwing people into cardboard boxes.

The Invisible People From the Future will return and wreak havok on the present.

by Will April 22, 2005

harow?

Means hello; pronounced "heah-rooohw?". Used as a greeting for picking up the phone. Primarily used when pesky telemarketers call and evasive action is necessary.

"Harow?" "Uh yes we are calling about life insurance..." "Harow?" "Excuse me I would just like to talk" "Harow?" "Click...beeep" - Telemarketer gone.

by Will April 1, 2005

Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin

1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.

No longer in production

by Will April 14, 2006