Whiskey Drinker Me's definitions

Mississippi Necktie

A hangman's noose. Phrased as such to imply formality and common occurence in the region of Mississippi and other deep southern states, of the event of a hanging, not necessarily of a specific race or group of people, but anyone unfortunate enough to piss off a redneck. Used in reference to a hanging to make light of, or lessen the horrific nature of it.

Ex.1.: "Hey boy, you better get on outta here before you find yourself wearin' a Mississippi Necktie."

Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010

pitty pat

A street in Tara Village where the crackheads live, located in Florence, South Carolina. (See also Tara Village)

I was gonna take Plantation straight in to Tara Drive to avoid the crackheads, but I had to take a detour on Pitty Pat when one ran out in front of me.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 8, 2010

Cornhole Crossing

The name given to an event that occurred back in the mid-1990's when the game "Cornhole" became a popular pastime in Ohio and many residents of Kentucky began a mass migration across the state line in confusion, mistakenly believing that people were butt-fucking in the streets.

In actuality, Cornhole is a game in which you toss CORN-BAGS at a playing board, trying to score by either making your bag into the hole, or knocking your partners bag into the hole. You can also "block" a score by the opposing team by knocking your opponents bag off the game board.

Tough luck Billy Bob. Looks like your cousin Jeb better grease up!!

The cornhole crossing put a major strain on Kentucky's ky jelly industry, but Ohio got a boost in sales!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 8, 2010

Dolittle

Term used to describe and refer to a person, in any given situation where work is involved, who does as little as they possibly can without getting reprimanded, fired, or noticed by the people who are actually doing the real work. You can generally find dolittles at the water fountain, in the bathroom, at the snack machines, or fumbling around somewhere with some unimportant task, trying to look busy. Every workplace, and every job where a group of 4 or more people are involved has at least one dolittle.

Boss- "Hey Rob, I need you to run down to the store and pick up lunch for the crew."

Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

racial slur

Aside from its usual definition, a racial slur is also what happens when you mix rednecks, NASCAR, and mass quantities of alcohol. Everyone is incoherently slurring about the race, when in actuality, no one has a damn clue who's in the lead or what the point standings are, nor does anyone really give a shit.

Examples of Racial Slurs:

Lap 1, Billy Bob - "Jimmy Johnson's taking this one all the way!"

Lap 1, Jimbo - "I concur, but Tony Stewart has just as much of a chance as any other guy out there."

Lap 119, Billy Bob - "Ib ert shnell mmm, (hic) mmbobble sox."

Lap 119, Jimbo - "Yeeeerrrp, sho mmbrithen gnop shtorin(BUUUURRRRRP)."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

lapdancer dust

Glitter worn by dancers that sticks to you and your clothing and is impossible to remove. Usually resulting in a pissed off wife or girlfriend.

I would've gotten away with a great night at the tittybar, if it wasn't for that damn lapdancer dust!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

fickling

Licking a woman's clitoris while twiddling her g-spot with your middle finger.

She seemed a little bored with me until I started fickling her twat.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010