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Right Angle

When one or more persons engage in the act of searching for bits of crack cocaine that may have been dropped, usually after the initial stash is gone. (See also CARPET SURFING)
ex: Lewis was at a RIGHT ANGLE soon after exhausting his supply of crack.
by Whiskey Drinker Me November 30, 2009
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Redneck Shuffle

A dance, usually performed spontaneously, in which the legs are slightly bent and jerked alternately by straightening the knees suddenly, causing the feet to slide approximately 2 to 3 inches to the side or rear, and the arms and hands are freely thrown side to side, then drawn in toward the chest repeatedly while snapping the fingers in time to the beat. (Somewhat similar to "the Carlton")
When Robbie found out he was getting a case of beer for his birthday, he broke into the REDNECK SHUFFLE.
by Whiskey Drinker Me December 2, 2009
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lie bump

Those irritating little bumps you get on your tongue, which your parents or grandparents probably told you was from telling lies. Actually, they are infected tastebuds, probably caused from biting your nails, or putting some other dirty thing in your mouth.
When Little Bob was caught telling a lie, he checked his tongue so regularly for lie bumps, that he actually ended up getting one.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
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pitty pat

A street in Tara Village where the crackheads live, located in Florence, South Carolina. (See also Tara Village)
I was gonna take Plantation straight in to Tara Drive to avoid the crackheads, but I had to take a detour on Pitty Pat when one ran out in front of me.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 8, 2010
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bonus turd

When you make special effort to completely finish taking a dump because you only have enough toilet paper to wipe once, then just as you wipe your ass, you have to drop one more loaf.
Man, I used the last little bit of TP, and then along comes the bonus turd!
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
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dookie box

Term used to refer to a young woman's tight-looking ass, especially if she's wearing tight-fitting jeans. Not generally used in reference to a man, unless the speaker is gay or a redneck female with absolutely no regard for her own reputation.
Joe: "Dude, what are you looking at?"

Steve: "That chick's dookie box, bro. Check it out!"

Joe: "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 5, 2010
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Cornhole Crossing

The name given to an event that occurred back in the mid-1990's when the game "Cornhole" became a popular pastime in Ohio and many residents of Kentucky began a mass migration across the state line in confusion, mistakenly believing that people were butt-fucking in the streets.

In actuality, Cornhole is a game in which you toss CORN-BAGS at a playing board, trying to score by either making your bag into the hole, or knocking your partners bag into the hole. You can also "block" a score by the opposing team by knocking your opponents bag off the game board.

Tough luck Billy Bob. Looks like your cousin Jeb better grease up!!
The cornhole crossing put a major strain on Kentucky's ky jelly industry, but Ohio got a boost in sales!
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 8, 2010
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