Definitions by Whiskey Drinker Me

lapdancer dust 

Glitter worn by dancers that sticks to you and your clothing and is impossible to remove. Usually resulting in a pissed off wife or girlfriend.

I would've gotten away with a great night at the tittybar, if it wasn't for that damn lapdancer dust!

lapdancer dust by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

fickling 

Licking a woman's clitoris while twiddling her g-spot with your middle finger.

She seemed a little bored with me until I started fickling her twat.

fickling by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

stinky on your dinky 

Description of a male's genitalia after having been inserted into a woman's ass.

Robbie - "Hey John, I had my first real sexual encounter with a woman last Saturday."

John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"

Robbie - "What's that mean?"

John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."

stinky on your dinky by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

lie bump 

Those irritating little bumps you get on your tongue, which your parents or grandparents probably told you was from telling lies. Actually, they are infected tastebuds, probably caused from biting your nails, or putting some other dirty thing in your mouth.

When Little Bob was caught telling a lie, he checked his tongue so regularly for lie bumps, that he actually ended up getting one.

lie bump by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

holy garments

Any of various types of clothing, but usually denim jeans, which have worn out to the point that they have holes in them.

Mom said we were going to church, and that I should wear my holy garments, so I picked out my worn out blue jeans and an old tee-shirt with moth holes in it.

holy garments by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

robcock 

A penis that is not-so thick but very long and lanky, and generally able to snake around corners.

Marie: "So did you and Robbie get it on last night?"

Tabatha: "Yes we did. And with a robcock like that, he won't even have to leave his house next time, I'll just order in."

robcock by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

bonus turd 

When you make special effort to completely finish taking a dump because you only have enough toilet paper to wipe once, then just as you wipe your ass, you have to drop one more loaf.

Man, I used the last little bit of TP, and then along comes the bonus turd!

bonus turd by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010