Whiskey Drinker Me's definitions
Any of various types of clothing, but usually denim jeans, which have worn out to the point that they have holes in them.
Mom said we were going to church, and that I should wear my holy garments, so I picked out my worn out blue jeans and an old tee-shirt with moth holes in it.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
Get the holy garmentsmug. Word used to describe a fart that barely has enough oomph to push your ass cheeks apart to escape, and ends up being short and faint, but has just enough audibility to pop twice. Hence it is a two-pop fart, or a "Two-popper".
After the chili-bean surprise, Robbie let off a series of two-poppers that could've peeled the paint off the wall.
by Whiskey Drinker Me July 14, 2010
Get the Two-poppermug. A street in Tara Village where the crackheads live, located in Florence, South Carolina. (See also Tara Village)
I was gonna take Plantation straight in to Tara Drive to avoid the crackheads, but I had to take a detour on Pitty Pat when one ran out in front of me.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 8, 2010
Get the pitty patmug. Unlike a previous definition given by "Alex", this term is definitely NOT circa 1990's. The first known reference to skippies occurred in the mid to late 1970's, and refers to a low-cost type of shoe, most often unnamed, or off-brand, such as pro-max, roos, or some other imitation. Usually having plastic soles, poor construction, and fake leather exterior, and also very poor support of the foot. Although usually sold as athletic shoes, these were the absolute worst choice of footwear for athletes, as the soles would not grip surfaces intended for sports. Often, they would leave scuff marks on floors from the simple act of walking, and they made a clomping sound when walking in hallways of places like schools. This attracted attention from cruel kids, who most often teased the less fortunate for having to wear them.
Side Note from the Definer: Bullying is cruel and affective to sensitive children, but it is also a part of social learning, and self awareness. It is important to allow our children to learn these traits in the world we live in, or they will be devoured in the world yet to come. We are not raising a nation of cry-babies. We should teach them to be warriors. I learned my most important lessons from being a victim of bullies during my youth. Today, no one would dare challenge me in that way. I would swallow them whole without remorse.
Side Note from the Definer: Bullying is cruel and affective to sensitive children, but it is also a part of social learning, and self awareness. It is important to allow our children to learn these traits in the world we live in, or they will be devoured in the world yet to come. We are not raising a nation of cry-babies. We should teach them to be warriors. I learned my most important lessons from being a victim of bullies during my youth. Today, no one would dare challenge me in that way. I would swallow them whole without remorse.
Skippies... Make your mama look fine, Skippies, get ya behind in the line, Skippies, cost a dollar ninety nine. Skippieeeeeees!
by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020
Get the Skippiesmug. 1. In this plural form, a set of lips, usually connected to a loud-mouthed idiot, who insists on having his/her opinion heard, regardless of whether anyone asks for it or not.
2. Less likely plural definition; more than one dicksucker, being referred to as a group.With the word DICKSUCKER meaning a contemptable, or much disliked person. Not usually meaning one who literally sucks a dick.
2. Less likely plural definition; more than one dicksucker, being referred to as a group.With the word DICKSUCKER meaning a contemptable, or much disliked person. Not usually meaning one who literally sucks a dick.
Definition 1:
Ex. 1.: "Why don't you shut your dicksuckers!"
Ex. 2.: "With a set of dicksuckers like that, I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose."
Definition 2:
Ex. 1.: "Those dicksuckers stole my John Lennon collection!"
Ex. 2.: "To hell with 'em. Those guys up at the office are a bunch of dicksuckers."
Ex. 1.: "Why don't you shut your dicksuckers!"
Ex. 2.: "With a set of dicksuckers like that, I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose."
Definition 2:
Ex. 1.: "Those dicksuckers stole my John Lennon collection!"
Ex. 2.: "To hell with 'em. Those guys up at the office are a bunch of dicksuckers."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 5, 2010
Get the dicksuckersmug. Term used to describe and refer to a person, in any given situation where work is involved, who does as little as they possibly can without getting reprimanded, fired, or noticed by the people who are actually doing the real work. You can generally find dolittles at the water fountain, in the bathroom, at the snack machines, or fumbling around somewhere with some unimportant task, trying to look busy. Every workplace, and every job where a group of 4 or more people are involved has at least one dolittle.
Boss- "Hey Rob, I need you to run down to the store and pick up lunch for the crew."
Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."
Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
Get the Dolittlemug. A hangman's noose. Phrased as such to imply formality and common occurence in the region of Mississippi and other deep southern states, of the event of a hanging, not necessarily of a specific race or group of people, but anyone unfortunate enough to piss off a redneck. Used in reference to a hanging to make light of, or lessen the horrific nature of it.
Ex.1.: "Hey boy, you better get on outta here before you find yourself wearin' a Mississippi Necktie."
Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."
Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010
Get the Mississippi Necktiemug.