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Redneck Shuffle

A dance, usually performed spontaneously, in which the legs are slightly bent and jerked alternately by straightening the knees suddenly, causing the feet to slide approximately 2 to 3 inches to the side or rear, and the arms and hands are freely thrown side to side, then drawn in toward the chest repeatedly while snapping the fingers in time to the beat. (Somewhat similar to "the Carlton")
When Robbie found out he was getting a case of beer for his birthday, he broke into the REDNECK SHUFFLE.
by Whiskey Drinker Me December 2, 2009
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lie bump

Those irritating little bumps you get on your tongue, which your parents or grandparents probably told you was from telling lies. Actually, they are infected tastebuds, probably caused from biting your nails, or putting some other dirty thing in your mouth.
When Little Bob was caught telling a lie, he checked his tongue so regularly for lie bumps, that he actually ended up getting one.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
mugGet the lie bumpmug.

Two-popper

Word used to describe a fart that barely has enough oomph to push your ass cheeks apart to escape, and ends up being short and faint, but has just enough audibility to pop twice. Hence it is a two-pop fart, or a "Two-popper".
After the chili-bean surprise, Robbie let off a series of two-poppers that could've peeled the paint off the wall.
by Whiskey Drinker Me July 14, 2010
mugGet the Two-poppermug.

holy garments

Any of various types of clothing, but usually denim jeans, which have worn out to the point that they have holes in them.
Mom said we were going to church, and that I should wear my holy garments, so I picked out my worn out blue jeans and an old tee-shirt with moth holes in it.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
mugGet the holy garmentsmug.

weeping willy

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.
Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010
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dicksuckers

1. In this plural form, a set of lips, usually connected to a loud-mouthed idiot, who insists on having his/her opinion heard, regardless of whether anyone asks for it or not.

2. Less likely plural definition; more than one dicksucker, being referred to as a group.With the word DICKSUCKER meaning a contemptable, or much disliked person. Not usually meaning one who literally sucks a dick.
Definition 1:
Ex. 1.: "Why don't you shut your dicksuckers!"

Ex. 2.: "With a set of dicksuckers like that, I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose."

Definition 2:
Ex. 1.: "Those dicksuckers stole my John Lennon collection!"

Ex. 2.: "To hell with 'em. Those guys up at the office are a bunch of dicksuckers."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 5, 2010
mugGet the dicksuckersmug.

stinky on your dinky

Description of a male's genitalia after having been inserted into a woman's ass.
Robbie - "Hey John, I had my first real sexual encounter with a woman last Saturday."

John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"

Robbie - "What's that mean?"

John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
mugGet the stinky on your dinkymug.

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