by Where the frogs February 26, 2017

This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."
"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017

"I paid like $250 for a BJ from Ashlynn last night. I think the prices are going up." said Tom.
"Yeah right. That anal was $350 from Tanashalynn." Said steve.
"Yeah right. That anal was $350 from Tanashalynn." Said steve.
by Where the frogs August 06, 2017

Urban Dictionary is a dictionary for people that think the actual one is too 'boring' or 'appropriate' or 'smart'. Urban Dictionary proves the last one by having the definition of 'appropriate' be "Pirate Approved".
Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.
Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.
"Ever been on Urban Dictionary?" said Thomas the Train Engine.
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017

What the fuck?! These fucking asshole word maker people went out and made the longest, dumbest word of all and had it be the 'fear of long words'. Whatever retard has this disease his gonna lose is fucking mind when you tell him! Fuck off.
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017

by Where the frogs February 24, 2017

Duck
You should've learned what it was in kindergarten stupid. It's one of those birds, but it doesn't have a cool nickname that makes us 5 year-olds giggle like chickens do (cock). Drake got his name from the name for guy ducks because his rapping/singing-ish sounds like a ducks irritating quack. You feel me, bro?
You should've learned what it was in kindergarten stupid. It's one of those birds, but it doesn't have a cool nickname that makes us 5 year-olds giggle like chickens do (cock). Drake got his name from the name for guy ducks because his rapping/singing-ish sounds like a ducks irritating quack. You feel me, bro?
by Where the frogs February 26, 2017
