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Atheist

Believe in nothing. Worship spaghetti. Die. Do nothing. Life is meaningless.

Atheist are usually real downers.
"I'm Atheist," said L Ron Hubbard.
"Okay," answered Matt.
by Where the frogs February 26, 2017
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Wall Street Journal

A fucking horseshit news source that should do suicide. It takes everything out of context and calls people anti-semitic even though no body actually cares so they're just trying to get more $ because they know nobody actually reads their shit newspaper. Only dumbass hypofritz work there because no one else is dumb enough to stoop to their level.
"I work at wall street journal," said Alfred Chokesondick, a very retarded an unreliable journalist.
"Fuck you. Tell satan I said hi when you go back from where you came from," responded smart person that knows Wall Street Journal sucks donkey balls.
by Where the frogs February 25, 2017
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Masturbating

Something we all do but are too afraid to admit it. If you think that I'm lying when saying we all do it, then take a look at the stats: 40 million Americans consider themselves regular visitors to porn sites.
"I just masturbated," said Creepy Clyde.
OR
"I love masturbating," explained someone.
by Where the frogs February 26, 2017
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hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

What the fuck?! These fucking asshole word maker people went out and made the longest, dumbest word of all and had it be the 'fear of long words'. Whatever retard has this disease his gonna lose is fucking mind when you tell him! Fuck off.
"I have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia," said Devin.
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017
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lynn

The last half of ever stripper/prostitute's name. Marylynn, Katelynn, Jennalynn, etc.
"I paid like $250 for a BJ from Ashlynn last night. I think the prices are going up." said Tom.
"Yeah right. That anal was $350 from Tanashalynn." Said steve.
by Where the frogs August 6, 2017
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Vlog

It's technically a Video Blog but everyone knows it's truly a Vagina Blog.
"Did you see that sexy Vlog on the hub last night?" asked Kyle.
"No. I don't watch porn and we are getting in divorce," said Kyle's ex-wife.
by Where the frogs March 4, 2017
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GILF

A mix between a Gif and a Milf... or a granda/grandma I'd like to fuck.
by Where the frogs February 26, 2017
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