Definitions by Where the frogs

lynn 

The last half of ever stripper/prostitute's name. Marylynn, Katelynn, Jennalynn, etc.

"I paid like $250 for a BJ from Ashlynn last night. I think the prices are going up." said Tom.
"Yeah right. That anal was $350 from Tanashalynn." Said steve.

lynn by Where the frogs August 6, 2017

Vlog

It's technically a Video Blog but everyone knows it's truly a Vagina Blog.

"Did you see that sexy Vlog on the hub last night?" asked Kyle.
"No. I don't watch porn and we are getting in divorce," said Kyle's ex-wife.

Vlog by Where the frogs March 4, 2017

Masturbating

Something we all do but are too afraid to admit it. If you think that I'm lying when saying we all do it, then take a look at the stats: 40 million Americans consider themselves regular visitors to porn sites.

"I just masturbated," said Creepy Clyde.
OR
"I love masturbating," explained someone.

Masturbating by Where the frogs February 26, 2017

Duck 

Duck

You should've learned what it was in kindergarten stupid. It's one of those birds, but it doesn't have a cool nickname that makes us 5 year-olds giggle like chickens do (cock). Drake got his name from the name for guy ducks because his rapping/singing-ish sounds like a ducks irritating quack. You feel me, bro?

"I just saw a duck in a pond," exclaimed Tired Timmy.
"Great for you," said Jolly John.

Duck by Where the frogs February 26, 2017

Atheist 

Believe in nothing. Worship spaghetti. Die. Do nothing. Life is meaningless.

Atheist are usually real downers.

"I'm Atheist," said L Ron Hubbard.
"Okay," answered Matt.

Atheist by Where the frogs February 26, 2017

scientology 

fucking stupid cult

scientology is fucking stupid

scientology by Where the frogs February 26, 2017

GILF

A mix between a Gif and a Milf... or a granda/grandma I'd like to fuck.

"I'm a Gilf," said Queen Elizabeth.

GILF by Where the frogs February 26, 2017