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scientology

scientology is fucking stupid
by Where the frogs February 26, 2017
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Where do cows come from mommy?

This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."
"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017
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GILF

A mix between a Gif and a Milf... or a granda/grandma I'd like to fuck.
by Where the frogs February 26, 2017
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Atheist

Believe in nothing. Worship spaghetti. Die. Do nothing. Life is meaningless.

Atheist are usually real downers.
"I'm Atheist," said L Ron Hubbard.
"Okay," answered Matt.
by Where the frogs February 26, 2017
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Wall Street Journal

A fucking horseshit news source that should do suicide. It takes everything out of context and calls people anti-semitic even though no body actually cares so they're just trying to get more $ because they know nobody actually reads their shit newspaper. Only dumbass hypofritz work there because no one else is dumb enough to stoop to their level.
"I work at wall street journal," said Alfred Chokesondick, a very retarded an unreliable journalist.
"Fuck you. Tell satan I said hi when you go back from where you came from," responded smart person that knows Wall Street Journal sucks donkey balls.
by Where the frogs February 25, 2017
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Masturbating

Something we all do but are too afraid to admit it. If you think that I'm lying when saying we all do it, then take a look at the stats: 40 million Americans consider themselves regular visitors to porn sites.
"I just masturbated," said Creepy Clyde.
OR
"I love masturbating," explained someone.
by Where the frogs February 26, 2017
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Racism

A touchy subject that should not be joked about or be on the urban dictionary
"Uh-oh I made a racism," said Ralph.
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017
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