Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Whcgonzo

Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.

I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.

Two men using ajoined catheters for pleasure.

Dude, John and I were totally candeling last last night and now I can't pee.

Candeling by whcgonzo November 2, 2012

To defecate inside a swamp cooler (usually located on the roof of homes in the Southwest).

Dude, I just left a penthouser over at Dave's place.

The art of using a person's words against them.

Will used word jitsu to make that guy look like a tool/

word jitsu by whcgonzo March 24, 2012

The result of cryogenically freezing an elderly person.

My dad got sick so we had him turned into a grandpacicle until they find a cure.

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.

Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.

fappergasted by whcgonzo November 11, 2011

When one man rams his penis into the penis of another man at a 90-degree angle.

Jeff and I got really hot last night. We were totally t-boning by the fire.

T-boning by whcgonzo November 8, 2011