When a person's father says something inappropriate or uncomfortable in front of their child. This most commonly happens in front of the child's friends when they are a teenager or grown-up.
Dad: "So, anyway I found out she likes it when I shoot it on her face. It happened on accident of course, but it ended up being a good thing."
Kid 1: "Sick dad! That's my mom! What an awkward dad moment."
Kid 2: "Whoa dude your dad is a freak!"
Kid 1: "Sick dad! That's my mom! What an awkward dad moment."
Kid 2: "Whoa dude your dad is a freak!"
by westfalia December 17, 2009
Thug 1: "Yo dogg that little wannabe is gonna be at da club tonight. You best grab your club snub."
Thug 2: "Oh fo sho doggy, best know it'll be up in my pants tonight."
Thug 2: "Oh fo sho doggy, best know it'll be up in my pants tonight."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
A person that spends 99.9% of their free time playing MMORPGs (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games) such as Everquest and World of Warcraft. It is common for neglectful MMORPGers to forget about their family and friends.
Kid: "Damn dad quit being a dick. You've been ignoring mom all day."
Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."
Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."
Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."
Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."
Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
by westfalia February 13, 2010
A rare condition that affects a male's ejaculatory substance color, making it come out with a yellow tint instead of a brilliant white. It's still unclear what causes yellow sperm.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude the other day I was jerking it and my spunk came out kind of yellow."
Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."
Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
When a person, usually an aspiring rapper, is freestyling while on the road. Road rhymin' is most effective when accompanied by custom-made beats via in car CD or MP3 player.
Duder 1: "Oh dude I thought of the best rhyme today on the way home from work."
Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."
Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"
Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."
Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"
by westfalia January 11, 2010
When a person quickly covers their computer screen taskbar with their index finger, hiding its contents from someone else. Most commonly used by people who live with their parents and can't stop looking at internet porn.
Duder 1: "Did I tell you that my dad almost caught me last night? I had to do a taskbar cover up to hide my porn from him."
Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"
Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."
Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"
Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."
by westfalia December 21, 2009