smeggle

A person living in, or hailing from, the Orkney Islands.

"Damn, where'd all your trees go, you dirty inbreeding Smeggle?"

by weaver October 14, 2003

times

Very similar to spung, without the green aura.

"Damn, spung has a much greener aura than times"

by weaver October 14, 2003

scrutty

possessing scrut like qualities; a female bearing genital diseases; anyone from liverpool; Rab C. Nesbitt

Mate you banged that scrutty crackwhore?
She was fucking scruttalicious

by weaver April 13, 2005

Muild

its what you do to a blind beggar on a sunday after breakfast want to know moreor tell me what you think e-mail me [e-mail] thnx

it happened to a blind beggar once on a sunday morning

by Weaver May 07, 2004

dimmer

Rawk. None more so.

"Gee Judith, they sure are Dimmer. I think I will touch myself and listen to Greatful Dead."

by weaver October 14, 2003

pidi

If you are from Orkney, you will use this word instead of "small" or "little".

"Gee whillackers cousin/mom, when i swim with these basking sharks in january, my weenie gets well pidi"

by weaver October 14, 2003

potzer

a person who does or says something to make a fool of himself.

Man, stop jumping around. You look like a potzer.

by Weaver March 19, 2004