Weaver's definitions

scrunter

1. As above, an ugly minger of tramplike qualities. Possibly slightly crusty of appearance, often found around off-licenses drinking tennents tramp lager. Its etymological root is scrutty munter.
2. Can be shortened to scrunt, or occasionally mcscrunt, to refer to monetary units.

1. Fuck me! Look at that scrunter.
2. 4-pack of Tennents? That'll be 3 scrunts 99.

by weaver April 13, 2005

Drinking Red Sea

The act of licking, gurgling, and sometimes swallowing menstruation fluid.

"Meeza no finda no sandwich, so meeza gonna drinka da red sea and it smella like haddock"

by weaver November 19, 2003

Saddam Hessian

In despot social circles, the favourite and most ecological material for bags and sacks. Known for its tenacious holding power and swift elimination of political rivals.

1. Uday Hussein: Where can I hide all these Iraqi dollars I am stealing? I know, I'll use that large sack at Dad's palace.

2. Pol Pot: Hmm, I keep tripping over dead bodies. Get somebody to put them in that Saddam Hessian bag, blood doesn't show on that.

3. George Bush: My lack of intellect is large enough to be seen from space. I'll hide it under that Saddam Hessian bag.

by weaver October 30, 2005

smeggle

A person living in, or hailing from, the Orkney Islands.

"Damn, where'd all your trees go, you dirty inbreeding Smeggle?"

by weaver October 14, 2003

times

Very similar to spung, without the green aura.

"Damn, spung has a much greener aura than times"

by weaver October 14, 2003

Muild

its what you do to a blind beggar on a sunday after breakfast want to know moreor tell me what you think e-mail me [e-mail] thnx

it happened to a blind beggar once on a sunday morning

by Weaver May 7, 2004

pidi

If you are from Orkney, you will use this word instead of "small" or "little".

"Gee whillackers cousin/mom, when i swim with these basking sharks in january, my weenie gets well pidi"

by weaver October 14, 2003