smeggle

A person living in, or hailing from, the Orkney Islands.

"Damn, where'd all your trees go, you dirty inbreeding Smeggle?"

by weaver October 14, 2003

Muild

its what you do to a blind beggar on a sunday after breakfast want to know moreor tell me what you think e-mail me [e-mail] thnx

it happened to a blind beggar once on a sunday morning

by Weaver May 07, 2004

dimmer

Rawk. None more so.

"Gee Judith, they sure are Dimmer. I think I will touch myself and listen to Greatful Dead."

by weaver October 14, 2003

scrunty

The state of being immediately after an object has been wiped with someone's crotch

Rob slept in my bed last night. I bet my pillow's all scrunty

by weaver April 14, 2005

potzer

a person who does or says something to make a fool of himself.

Man, stop jumping around. You look like a potzer.

by Weaver March 19, 2004

scrutty

possessing scrut like qualities; a female bearing genital diseases; anyone from liverpool; Rab C. Nesbitt

Mate you banged that scrutty crackwhore?
She was fucking scruttalicious

by weaver April 13, 2005

Drinking Red Sea

The act of licking, gurgling, and sometimes swallowing menstruation fluid.

"Meeza no finda no sandwich, so meeza gonna drinka da red sea and it smella like haddock"

by weaver November 19, 2003