Weave's definitions

PODOBROMHIDROSIS

a malodorous condition of one's feet, accompanied by a cheesy / vinegary smell.

I was afflicted with such a whopping bout of podobromhidrosis that my feet smelled more rancid than the exotic cheese section at my local deli.

by weave September 20, 2003

HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING)

to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.

Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!

by weave November 1, 2003

foo foo

men's cologne or after shave.

Man! Rich is smelling like a French whore...way too much foo-foo.

by weave March 27, 2003

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS

to copulate or partake in coital activity; to do the bone dance; have sex.

The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.

by weave January 8, 2004

briskets

the female breasts

Look at the briskets on Pamela, wow!!!

by weave March 21, 2003

Cousin

a term of friendly address to another
This is probably the greatest of all terms coined by V.R. at an upstate supermarket chain in Albany, NY.

Hey, cousin! You're nothin' more than a nickel-dickin' sidewinder!

by weave July 16, 2003

MAVRO

a racially disparaging and insensitive Greek word for African American. Mad props to CJ for this contribution.

Typically, Italian-Americans loathe mavros.

by weave August 25, 2003