HOB

a beer or brewski, a lager, a draft.

Last night after work, the boys and I went out and consumed a few hobs.

by weave August 26, 2003

GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody

After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!

by weave October 07, 2003

Nickeldick, adjective

Of infinitesimal value, penny ante, small, trivial, unimportant, trifling.
Another term spawned by its repetitive usage in a regional northeastern supermarket chain and coined by one of its store managers.

This year's losses compared to last was nickeldick, cousin!

by weave July 16, 2003

BUSTLUSCIOUS & BOOTYLICIOUS

(of a woman, of course): having an ample, yet mesmerizing pair of breasticles and a booty that is so round, tight, and curvaceous that you would crawl three miles over broken glass to use the bitch's shit as toothpaste.

Beeyonce is, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
one of the most bustluscious and bootylicious divas of our time. J-Lo?
Grow a pair of tits, wench!

by weave September 24, 2003

CALLIPYGE

a person with a great ass.

All the scantily-clad female callipyges at the beach were causing him to pitch a trouser tent.

by weave September 21, 2003

punk'd

fooled, tricked, made the butt of a practical joke

by weave May 26, 2003

PULCHRITUDINOUSLY-CHALLENGED

Butt-Ugly; Not A Sight For Sore Eyes, Fugly (when someone is so ugly that when they look out the window, they get arrested for mooning).

My ho is so pulchritudinously-challenged that the local bakery pays her to use her face, as they push it into the dough to make a batch of gorilla cookies. As a matter of fact, when she goes to the bathroom, she scares the shit out of the toilet, and when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras because her face could scare the maggots off of a gut pile!

by weave December 07, 2003