Weasel's definitions

Surfer

Someone with the patience to sit out on the ocean for hours waiting for the right wave to come along and pick them up. No, we don't say things like "Radical dude!", "Surfs up", and walk around with longass shorts with a billabong T-shirt on and dreadlocks. That's all stereotypical and anyone who does that is a dumbass poseur and should rethink thier lives. I've been surfing 5 hours everyday day all summer (50+ days) for the past 4 years and have never seen a real surfer who does any of those things.

Poseur: Surfs up dude, Ima grab my 20 ft board and stand up out on the water!

Surfer: #### you man, these waves are only 3 ft high but I'm gonna try and ride em anyway.

by Weasel August 6, 2004

sex pee

sex pee is where you came, but didnt pee right afterwards, and then when you go to piss afterwads, it shoots off in the wrong direction.

dude, I fuct Ally last night man, but we fell asleep, and like, i had sex pee. So i had to clean up the floors...

by Weasel February 3, 2005

blowing hard ass

the process of forcing your air inside your ass bypass the turds in the anus and releasing some serious wind which smeels like rotten eggs

while i was in the elevator with some strangers at the mall, i blew some hard ass, so i explained to them i was on a laxative

by weasel May 2, 2005

brick wall

The situation in which to cock of a man is so big that it won't fit into the pussy of the chick he's fucking.

Dude! Brad and Angella were gonna do it last night but they got hit by a brick wall!

by Weasel April 27, 2004

buttmuncher

person who you are mad at, and feel is dirty enough to munch butts, preferably stinky ones.

shut up you buttmunch

by weasel April 29, 2004

hebrew hop

when one jumps up in the air, kicking his legs and flailing his arms wildly, basically making himself look like a total douche bag

"hahahaha, look at that queer doing hebrew hops, i think he's mad because he has a small chode"

by weasel May 3, 2005

o,o

Having a really small dick. Usually meaning lame people.

player : "Man, I hate these spawn campers, they are so lame"
teammate : "o,o"

by Weasel February 15, 2004