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heretics

A broad term usually applied to: Orks, furries, feminists, college students, Tumblr users, Reptilians, and ten year olds.

According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
Brother Midael: "The heretics......... the lowest form of living creature in reality."
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 24, 2019
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Joel Osteen

The happiest man alive in Texas. He is a Christian pastor that often says "You are a child of the most-high God". Has a creepy smile.
Joel Osteen: "-and this child had severe autism, just like me!"
*Creepy smile intensifies*
by Weaponized Dank Ootism September 23, 2019
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Helghast

Lit. translation (Dutch): "Guys from Hell"/"Men from Hell"
A mutated subspecies of humans that live in the Alpha Centauri system, primarily on the planet Helghan. Due to its highly inhospitable conditions, the Helghast have adapted, becoming physically stronger and wearing gas masks nearly all the time.

The Helghast are the main antagonists of the sci-fi FPS Killzone, though the lore of Killzone and the events throughout the series paints a far different picture.
Some Vektan guy: The Helghast are evil!

Helghast: Oh, so my people and I are evil simply because we:
Resisted an attempt to conquer a law-abiding nation and people,
Were exiled to a terrible planet that killed millions through starvation and hardship,
Having our main planet unlawfully taken away from us,
Racially discriminating us as mutant freaks,
And of course, claiming that our leaders are tyrants when we freely support said "tyrants" and when they actually do something good for our people and nation.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism December 12, 2020
mugGet the Helghastmug.

sus

Originally as a simplified version of "suspect" or "suspicious", the term sus has been popularized by the game Among Us.

Suspicious behavior in the game usually results in the accused being viewed as "sus".
Red: *Trips on a banana*
Blue: "YOU LOOKIN' REAL SUS RIGHT NOW."

Red was not the impostor. Two impostors remain.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 29, 2020
mugGet the susmug.

Queen Buttrix

An Urban Dictionary "contributor" who only puts political things out.
Guy 1: Who's Queen Buttrix
Guy 2: A little cunt, she always puts her politics into everything. She named herself like that because of her non-existent ass.
Guy 1: That sounds bad. Oh well, let's clap her until she's raw.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism January 9, 2019
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Heretic

Usually applied by Warhammer 40k fans or members of the Adeptus Astartes, Adeptus Custodes, Inquisition, or Exterminatus Extremis to anyone who dislikes the Warhammer 40k universe, and/or acts/says in a negative way towards the Imperium.
Jussie Smollett: I was..... uh.... attacked....... (Cries like a baby)...... my attackers said...... "Long Live the Imperium."....... I really don't like the Emperor.
Brother Midael: Heretic! I shall Exterminatus Extremis you! The Emperor Protects!
by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 6, 2019
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weaponized sexual autism

A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.
Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 3, 2018
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