The happiest man alive in Texas. He is a Christian pastor that often says "You are a child of the most-high God". Has a creepy smile.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism September 23, 2019
Lit. translation (Dutch): "Guys from Hell"/"Men from Hell"
A mutated subspecies of humans that live in the Alpha Centauri system, primarily on the planet Helghan. Due to its highly inhospitable conditions, the Helghast have adapted, becoming physically stronger and wearing gas masks nearly all the time.
The Helghast are the main antagonists of the sci-fi FPS Killzone, though the lore of Killzone and the events throughout the series paints a far different picture.
A mutated subspecies of humans that live in the Alpha Centauri system, primarily on the planet Helghan. Due to its highly inhospitable conditions, the Helghast have adapted, becoming physically stronger and wearing gas masks nearly all the time.
The Helghast are the main antagonists of the sci-fi FPS Killzone, though the lore of Killzone and the events throughout the series paints a far different picture.
Some Vektan guy: The Helghast are evil!
Helghast: Oh, so my people and I are evil simply because we:
Resisted an attempt to conquer a law-abiding nation and people,
Were exiled to a terrible planet that killed millions through starvation and hardship,
Having our main planet unlawfully taken away from us,
Racially discriminating us as mutant freaks,
And of course, claiming that our leaders are tyrants when we freely support said "tyrants" and when they actually do something good for our people and nation.
Helghast: Oh, so my people and I are evil simply because we:
Resisted an attempt to conquer a law-abiding nation and people,
Were exiled to a terrible planet that killed millions through starvation and hardship,
Having our main planet unlawfully taken away from us,
Racially discriminating us as mutant freaks,
And of course, claiming that our leaders are tyrants when we freely support said "tyrants" and when they actually do something good for our people and nation.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism December 13, 2020
Usually applied by Warhammer 40k fans or members of the Adeptus Astartes, Adeptus Custodes, Inquisition, or Exterminatus Extremis to anyone who dislikes the Warhammer 40k universe, and/or acts/says in a negative way towards the Imperium.
Jussie Smollett: I was..... uh.... attacked....... (Cries like a baby)...... my attackers said...... "Long Live the Imperium."....... I really don't like the Emperor.
Brother Midael: Heretic! I shall Exterminatus Extremis you! The Emperor Protects!
Brother Midael: Heretic! I shall Exterminatus Extremis you! The Emperor Protects!
by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 07, 2019
A broad term usually applied to: Orks, furries, feminists, college students, Tumblr users, Reptilians, and ten year olds.
According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 24, 2019
A broad term usually applied to the lowest forms of humanity out there: Orks, furries, feminists, college students, Tumblr users, Reptilians, and anime goddesses.
According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
According to the Codex Astartes, "All Heretics are to be purged instantly. If non-Heretics are found sheltering, befriending, or in any way expressing sympathy to a Heretic, they are, themselves, Heretics, and are to be purged at once."
According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
According to the Codex Astartes, "All Heretics are to be purged instantly. If non-Heretics are found sheltering, befriending, or in any way expressing sympathy to a Heretic, they are, themselves, Heretics, and are to be purged at once."
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 24, 2019
*A car hits a sign because the driver sucks at turning*
Driver: "This must be Biden's fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Spectator: "Damn son that is some extreme Biden Derangement Syndrome you got."
Driver: "This must be Biden's fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Spectator: "Damn son that is some extreme Biden Derangement Syndrome you got."
by Weaponized Dank Ootism July 02, 2022
A retard that believes that humans can function without law, despite the fact that throughout history, humans always followed one leader or at least a system of government.
Anarchist: Anarchy forever!
Normal Joe: You do realize you have a higher chance of poverty and/or death, right?
Anarchist: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Normal Joe: You do realize you have a higher chance of poverty and/or death, right?
Anarchist: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 01, 2019