Definitions by Wallis and Futuna Islands

shit-fucker 

a shit-fucker is someone who fucks shit. they get some shit and they fuck it.

look at that shit-fucker, over there fucking that shit. man, he's really fucking the shit out of that shit!

oh gosh, that's gross, he's actually fucking the shit, and not just fucking it, but fucking it up the ass!

shit-fucker by wallis and futuna islands October 1, 2007

nigger heaven 

A book published in 1926, written by Carl Van Vechten, about life during the Harlem Renaissance. The book includes passages written by Langston Hughes for it.

I read 'Nigger Heaven' and it was an o.k. book, I guess.

nigger heaven by wallis and futuna islands July 26, 2007

happy vagina 

this is a vaginea that is really really happy, like as if it was getting the hot sex or a new pair of shoes!

i broughtr my girlfrind over and she had a happy vagina when we had sex due to my penis it was a joyful occasion

happy vagina by wallis and futuna islands September 13, 2006

FUNNY NEGRO 

this is a negro who is the funny funnyiest negro i like the funny negroes

who is the funny negro in your life? is it Laniqua? is it Tyrell? is it te negro on teh block? who is your favoriet funny negro please tell me NOW TELL ME NOW BEFORE I SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF!!

FUNNY NEGRO by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005

my hairy balls 

they are my balls, and they are hairy

i have really hairy balls, and they are mine, those hairy balls are mine, i love my hairey balls, oh god what a gift to have such hairy balls when so many paople don't have hairy balls

my hairy balls by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005

scrum

a group of penguins
OR
an offense manouver in Rugby
OR
a certain set of computer software tools

penguins in scrums are fun to watch

the team's scrum helped them score

i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff

scrum by Wallis and Futuna Islands December 21, 2004

chivalry 

tha's when the girl she goes to get out and the guy opens the door and throews her shit out with her, so she donesnt have to go bakc in and get it all herself it's a nice gesture of chivalery

"get outta here bitch and take your damn cat too!"

chivalry by wallis and futuna islands November 30, 2004