WANK's definitions

mao

The word "cat" in chinese, using the first tone (in Mandarin). Like if you were singing a high note.

Wo de mao hen e. (Translation: My cat is very hungry).

by wank September 15, 2005

PMS

Pre Marital Sex. The best kind. Also achievable by avoiding matrimony alltogether. Not a bad idea.

Fuck, I need some PMS!

by wank December 28, 2005

tempest

Smells like wee.

"Gosh, doesn't that Tempest smell like wee?"

by WANK September 22, 2003

Pee In Her Butt

To wiz in her butt after you've copulated.

Wow he peed in her butt. What a porno!

by wank August 28, 2004

Illyria

Smurf-colored hair, leather clad ex-god king/queen hottie inhabiting the body of the dearly departed winnifred burkle on the recently axed WB show Angel. Most exciting and fly character in the Joss Whedon verse since Faith. No offence to Cordelia.

Illyria say, "If you wanna win a war, you must serve no master, but your ambition."

by wank August 29, 2004

Sweet Sensation

Latin Freestyle trio who lorded over the bulk of other freestyle acts in the 80s because of a slew of remixes by Omar Santana of tracks from their debut album "Take It While It's Hot." Top tracks that received this treatment include the title track, "Never Let You Go," Victim of Love" and "Hooked on You." Their other major hits included "Sincerely Yours," "Love Child" and their only Billboard #1 pop track "If Wishes Came True."

Wow Omar Santana's mixes of Sweet Sensation actually kick ass. Unlike alot of other freestyle which sucks.

by wank September 5, 2004

wankeriffic

Highly worthy of a toss.

Damn! Beyonce and Maria Sharapova are wankerific!!

by wank September 20, 2004