Ajiffniff 

When you're badged SAS former DSF and now CGS and you don't have the time or care to define words you can pretty much do what you want !

Alfie should use his ajiffniff to make sure people who used payday loans their money back.

Ajiffniff by Vorest-avenger February 16, 2022

Ajiffniff 

Something that people don’t seem to have a lot of these days.
“Use your ajiffniff”
‘I can’t Sir, I don’t know what it is’

Everyone should use their ajiffniff every single day. It’s not a super power, it’s just a thing.

Examples -
Alfie used his ajiffniff and made some memes that made people laugh. A lot.

I googled ajiffniff.
Congratulations on using your ajiffniff to google it.

This ajiffniff is as the reason for change.

I went to buy a sausage roll. They’d run out so I used my ajiffniff and bought a bacon sandwich instead

Ajiffniff by Major Wager February 19, 2022