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Rebekah

A woman from the Bible who was married to Isaac and she only "knew" one man with whom she produced fraternal twins (Jacob later called Israel and Esau later called the white man)

A virgin (never married) and untouched (never had sex) until after she was married to Isaac.

Rebekah never allowed her husband to have a second wife after her, no concubines, she is always the first wife, and the only wife.
Rebekah did not give Isaac any other woman to wife.
by Vita Smart April 14, 2023
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white people

monkeys
cheeky monkeys
little monkeys
"I had some white people over to my house for dinner. NEVER. AGAIN. I will never do that shit again. I don't know what I was thinking."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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white boys

infants
primates
monkeys
little monkeys
cheeky monkeys
the monkeys, literally
"I allowed some white boys to raise their hand in class one at a time. I won't ever do that shit again. After I called on each one of them they all asked for permission to pick their ass. I made all of them sit on the floor in the corner until they get their dumbass minds right. Highly unlikely."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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white boy

infants
primates
monkeys
little monkeys
cheeky monkeys
the monkeys, literally
"The white boy bangs his head on the concrete until he fractures his scull and puts himself in a coma. No one could stop him, he's unreasonable. There's no talking to him."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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white kids

infants
primates
monkeys
little monkeys
cheeky monkeys
the monkeys, literally
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a grown ass man

he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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grown ass man

he got his own house
he got his own car
he works
he is skilled
he don't need nobody's help
he got it all done all without anyone else
he doesn't need money from any woman
he has open lines of credit in good standing
none of his credit cards are maxed out, not even one
he has an 800 and above credit score
he got bank accounts
he got money
he has profitable investments
there is food in his house
he already got a wife
he is educated
he has everything figured out in the event of a disaster, we can all count on him
he can make a wine cellar if he wants his own wine cellar
he doesn't need any permission from anybody, he gets what he wants
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW LAY YO BABY ASS BACK DOWN CUZ YOU TIRED
"My grown ass man gave me my own vineyard."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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