Vince's definitions

Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

by Vince October 6, 2008

coochie

the synonem for vagina;pussy

that girls coochie was all wet

by vince April 17, 2004

sneak

cheap shotting someone when they dont expect it

like if hes talking to someone and i come from nowhere and sneak him right in the face

by Vince May 13, 2005

watersack

Extra flap of skin that hangs from a fat cats belly.

Whoa! That cat's watersack drags on the ground.

by Vince March 29, 2005

iselo

an iselo is a person jumps off the hoover damn with his nut sack tied at the top

Vince: nick i can'yt believe your going to pull an iselo
Nick:damn straight

by Vince September 30, 2004

Skelator

The act of sexual intercoure while the female specimen is on back with her feet next to her head. The male then dominates the woman like he is He-Man and she is his arch nemesis Skelator and yells in a leprachaun/evil voice SKELATOR. Then she screams like the bitch she is as Skelator screamed his dieing words in his defeat to He-Man

by Vince March 21, 2003

nail biter

A woman sexy enough that you would bite your fingernails hours after playing with her just to remember the experience.

"I can't wait until I can get home and taste my fingernails.

by vince January 14, 2004