swomk

Acroynm that means "Spit water on my keyboard"

xxbrpunkfreakxx: yes well i must get some sleep and hopefully through my closed eyelids i may glimpse you and we can frolic through the halls of our high school belching the jepordy theme song together and then maybe ill wake up and we really will
Vertigo: OMFG I just SWOMK after reading that

by Vertigo October 18, 2004

SWOMS

Swaggy Wonderful Outrageously Magnificent Saints

Shavinne is such a SWOMS.
Weixin displays SWOMS characteristics.
Oliver is the epitome of SWOMS.
Madhu is the best SWOMS around.
Seoyeon is a SWOMS.

by SWOMS October 13, 2021

swompa wompa

A formal greeting amongst gentlemen. Usually used by billionaires or incredibly refined people. The epitome of class and sportsmanship.

bill gates: swompa wompa!
bod dylan: and a swompa wompa to you sir!
***refined chuckles****

by cpt feelgood May 5, 2009

Swocks

Swag Socks: Tube socks (preferably the brand of Nike) with the combination of slider sandals or vans shoes.

"Hey man! I really like those swocks!"

by Swagginator August 16, 2012

somk

Stands for Slob On My Knob.
Made popular by Three 6 Mafia.

Slob on my knob

like corn on tha cob...somk

by lillayziebone September 18, 2009

sworker

contraction of 'social worker'

That's the sworker that bust into my house with the police and stole my kids illegally

by tuppennyblue June 28, 2012

Swomise

A cross of Swear and Promise.

I swomise I will never tell your secret!

by Tisaleah August 17, 2010