loner boner

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

cracking stinkies

To fart, sometimes repeatedly.

Chris has been holed up in his room all day cracking stinkies. It smells like someone has been eating shit out of the devil's ass in there.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 26, 2009

loser cruiser

Unattractive vehicle.

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

balloon cocoon

Bra.

Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

verbal virgil

A lyrical or verbal genius.

Dang, Taryn is such a verbal virgil, I love her.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

sex mex

1. Sleeping with someone after you go on a dinner date with them.
2. Any post-coital meal.

Maleri: How did your date go last night?
Veronica: It was hot. Callum and I grabbed some sex mex.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009