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bike queer

Someone that buys and babies high end carbon fiber bikes and hardly rides them just to sell them to buyers that ride frequently.
Check out this new Look carbon fiber bike I just purchased off this bike queer last weekend. What a moron he was, I totally underpaid for this bike that is practically new.
by Vaimaster7 April 18, 2019
mugGet the bike queermug.

T.W.S.

Jonny was busted for a T.W.S. in a public stall. His punishment was shame and embarrassment by his stallmates.
by Vaimaster7 July 19, 2018
mugGet the T.W.S.mug.

penis shwibbles

A way to describe the shimmer experience you get after urinating in a cold bathroom.
Jake took a piss in the Waffle House bathroom at 2 AM, and right after he finished he got a case of the penis shwibbles because the AC was on -2 Celcius.
by Vaimaster7 June 18, 2017
mugGet the penis shwibblesmug.

bread shift

The shift in-between the 3rd and 1st shift, that is a real drag. Usually starting at 2 to 4 AM to sometime in the late morning. Not considered the graveyard or morning shift. It is the shift in-between the two that leaves the worker in despair because their sleep cycle is not in sync with other shifts. It is the shift that leaves you in solitude and loneliness. People who work the bread shift are usually anti-social and sad, but have much loyalty to the company. It is called the "Bread Shift" because most bread vendors tend to work these awkward hours.
Jonesy works the bread shift, sometimes people do not even know he worked here. He was a stranger at company meetings who looked like a zombie due to an awkward sleep schedule. The bread shift sucks.
by Vaimaster7 February 2, 2019
mugGet the bread shiftmug.

Pussy Cuddle

When you hug a woman's torso and she smothers you with her vagina after a hard day.
Angee had a hard day at work as a periodontal anesthesia assistant, and when she came home she demanded a pussy cuddle from her boyfriend Blake. Blake was more than willing oblige.
by Vaimaster7 May 18, 2022
mugGet the Pussy Cuddlemug.

bourbon junkie

A type of person that constantly searches for hard to find newly released bourbons that haven’t yet reached the liquor stores. These people will scour the face of the earth for hard to find bourbon. They constantly bother store employees for bourbons that are “special” just to find out that the store doesn’t carry the bourbon yet.
These damn bourbon junkies keep coming into my store demanding bourbon names I never even heard of yet. I wish they would get a life.
by Vaimaster7 May 25, 2019
mugGet the bourbon junkiemug.

Toxic Bitch Syndrome

When someone (particulary a female) starts acting like a toxic bitch and they usually have the syndrome from birth, but the symptoms typically surface in their prebescent stage of their lives and progress from there. There is no known cure, but there are several treatments to avoid and prevent flare ups. You can live with someone with the syndrome, but if left untreated it can lead to complete loneliness, unemployment, isolation, alienation, and down right despisement by the direct communities they effect in extreme cases.
Kyla was diagnosed with toxic bitch syndrome by her psychiatrist when she turned 16, so the doctor prescribed her 1000 mG of prozac to control the mood flare ups at school.
by Vaimaster7 March 30, 2022
mugGet the Toxic Bitch Syndromemug.

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