Vaimaster7's definitions

bourbon junkie

A type of person that constantly searches for hard to find newly released bourbons that haven’t yet reached the liquor stores. These people will scour the face of the earth for hard to find bourbon. They constantly bother store employees for bourbons that are “special” just to find out that the store doesn’t carry the bourbon yet.

These damn bourbon junkies keep coming into my store demanding bourbon names I never even heard of yet. I wish they would get a life.

by Vaimaster7 May 25, 2019

D.A.F.

Deep Anal Fucking

Rebecca was in dire need of a D.A.F. Jermey was happy to oblige her.

by Vaimaster7 October 1, 2019

pickle snap

When a girl is riding your dick and she rides too high causing your dick to jam into an area other than the vaginal cavity making you feel like your dick is about to snap like a pickle.

Rebecca was getting so into riding Bob's cock that she went a little too high causing a pickle snap, and Bob yelled in pain.

by Vaimaster7 May 2, 2018

penis shwibbles

A way to describe the shimmer experience you get after urinating in a cold bathroom.

Jake took a piss in the Waffle House bathroom at 2 AM, and right after he finished he got a case of the penis shwibbles because the AC was on -2 Celcius.

by Vaimaster7 June 18, 2017

snatch drizzle

When a girl becomes wet before copulation and drizzles vaginal secretion down her inner thighs, legs, clothing, sheets, etc. Another way to say wet vagina.

Angela was so horny at the club last night that you could see her snatch drizzle through her mini skirt.

by Vaimaster7 December 27, 2016

cock weasel

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.

That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.

by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020

Booty Clapping

When a thick buttocked woman twerks so hard that her butt cheeks slap together creating a clapping noise. Booty clapping can also be considered a type of exotic dance in some cultures.

Shaqueefa was booty clapping on stage so hard you could hear the slap over the music.

by Vaimaster7 October 23, 2020