Cloaking

The act of establishing communication with another individual via the internet, dating, app, or other online service, and arranging a date at an agreed upon destination just to have one party not show leaving the other in confusion after they try to re-establish communication and find out the person has erased all record of conversation and online existence leaving the cloaked victim in disappointment and disgust.
Johnny was chatting intensely with Angela on Tinder, and arranged a date at the local pub, but Johnny to stand up and avoid Angela altogether. Angela showed up on time, but Johnny was nowhere to be found. Johnny cowardly deleted his Tinder profile and avoided public places for 2 weeks in case he ran into Angela. Johnny was too immature and was cloaking her.
by Vaimaster7 April 13, 2019
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fousey

Yo, where did I put my fousey, I need to rub one out.
by Vaimaster7 February 23, 2025
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penis shwibbles

A way to describe the shimmer experience you get after urinating in a cold bathroom.
Jake took a piss in the Waffle House bathroom at 2 AM, and right after he finished he got a case of the penis shwibbles because the AC was on -2 Celcius.
by Vaimaster7 June 18, 2017
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saucer titties

A mammory that is round an discus shaped under standard bra pressure. Usually found on breast of average women who enjoy wearing bikinis that are too primiscious for their body, can be found on onesies as well.
Omg, did you see Samantha and her bikini with her saucer titties allover Jonesy in the volley ball tourney. As if !?
by Vaimaster7 December 21, 2021
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cock weasel

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020
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Toxic Bitch Syndrome

When someone (particulary a female) starts acting like a toxic bitch and they usually have the syndrome from birth, but the symptoms typically surface in their prebescent stage of their lives and progress from there. There is no known cure, but there are several treatments to avoid and prevent flare ups. You can live with someone with the syndrome, but if left untreated it can lead to complete loneliness, unemployment, isolation, alienation, and down right despisement by the direct communities they effect in extreme cases.
Kyla was diagnosed with toxic bitch syndrome by her psychiatrist when she turned 16, so the doctor prescribed her 1000 mG of prozac to control the mood flare ups at school.
by Vaimaster7 March 30, 2022
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bourbon junkie

A type of person that constantly searches for hard to find newly released bourbons that haven’t yet reached the liquor stores. These people will scour the face of the earth for hard to find bourbon. They constantly bother store employees for bourbons that are “special” just to find out that the store doesn’t carry the bourbon yet.
These damn bourbon junkies keep coming into my store demanding bourbon names I never even heard of yet. I wish they would get a life.
by Vaimaster7 May 25, 2019
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