Urban Dictionary: Definitions by VINce

Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

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A Grade you can get when you Combo your way through an entire song on DDR or get a majority of Perfects.

AA by Vince July 26, 2006

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a white sticky substance (cum)

stefan go ask hendi wat a protein stain is

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cheap shotting someone when they dont expect it

like if hes talking to someone and i come from nowhere and sneak him right in the face

sneak by Vince May 13, 2005

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doj (n)(v)-the act of sucking ones penis. putting ones lips around a penis and sucking. comes from the word job but fliped around never caps

1. give me a doj
2. doj me and fucking like it bitch
3. doj me

doj by vince April 17, 2005

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A sentence that, when you add the word "favorite" in between "my" and "bag," you have a sentence with every single letter in the alphabet in it.

An idiot attempted to sound smart. I fixed his attempt.

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a slang term for joe louis arena in detroit where the red wings play

calgary is playing at the joe tomorrow

The Joe by vince April 3, 2005

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