Definitions by VAKI5

wank bank 

Memory, with respect to sexually stimulating thoughts and recalled when masturbating.

Did you see that girl dancing on the podium? I've put her in my wank bank.

wank bank by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

wankiest 

Of the poorest quality, of the lowest standard, the worst.

It was wankiest film I've seen all year and to think I wasted $5 on a ticket and 3 hours of my life.

wankiest by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

wet the baby's head 

To celebrate the birth of a baby with a drink of alcohol or more usually an excuse for a drinking spree.

Congratulations Bill! How about we go out tonight to wet the baby's head?

wet the baby's head by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

whip-round 

Contributions collected from a group of people for a specific purpose.

Let's have a whip-round for Cath and Rob, so at least they can have a good honeymoon.

whip-round by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

when the shit hits the fan 

When the truth is discovered the consequences will be felt.

You're in big trouble when the shit hits the fan.

when the shit hits the fan by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

whitey 

A short period of feeling sick, or queasy; often a reaction to excessive consumption of alcohol or drugs. From the pallid skin of someone feeling sick. Cf. 'throw a whitey'.

John's just had a whitey and had to go home early.

whitey by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

wimpy 

Feeble, weak. Also applied to objects or places.

The furnishings were a little wimpy for such bold decor.

wimpy by VAKI5 May 7, 2005