Urfluff's definitions

DeBill

A short way to call Bill De Blasio a moron. Used by Russians.

DeBill just evicted criminals from prison due to CoronaVirus

by Urfluff June 21, 2020

Player

A person that tricks and manipulates you into falling for him/her into a relationship or sex. They lie about how they want to have a future with you but they actually don’t only focus on you. Very similar to a Fuckboy or Gold-digger.

Mark: I don’t understand, you keep giving me mixed signals. You said you were going to prove all girls weren’t the same.
Ana: Did you think you had a chance with me? I was just using you for dates.
Mark: Oh I see, but remember this, you’re the player and I’m the coach.

by Urfluff April 6, 2020

Prostitution

Buying or selling sex.

Lol, you do prostitution? Why would you pay for sex? That’s like buying fortnite. You can literally get pussy for free!

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Zipcar

An app where you can rent out cars. The cars are usually either dirty, smelly, or low on gas because of the previous drivers who rented them out. They are located in behind the gates or in a parking lot. Sometimes, have a code panel to enter in. The code is on the app or sent to you your email address. You have to unlock the car with the app. They have bullshit fees like for overnight, under age, and being late to return the vehicle is $50.00.

Let’s go out and rent a car using Zipcar

Friend: BRUH, this car is low on fuel!

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Omegle

An app where you video chat random people around the country or world. Most of the time, you’ll be talking to people who will curse you out or insult you. And usually the girls on the chat will either twerk for you, call you ugly, flirt with you. Most of these girls on the app are like literally 9-15 so be careful.

Boomer: Yeah show me your ass!
14 year old girl: Keeps on twerking*
FBI knocks down the boomer’s door!
FBI: Could you explain what you were doing on this app so called Omegle?
Boomer: What’s this “Omegle”app on my phone that I’m seeing for the first time?

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Juul

A device that edgy teens smoke nicotine in school bathrooms where it’s mistaken for a USB.

These damn freshmens can’t resist their juuls for 2 hours!

by Urfluff April 25, 2020

Orphan

A child whose parents aren’t alive anymore.

Student disrupts education in class*
Teacher: Get ready for parent teacher conference tomorrow!
Student: Jokes on you, bitch. I’m an orphan !

by Urfluff May 24, 2020